Hey Siri Jokes
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Hey Siri Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Hey Siri! My girlfriend broke up with me.
Oh no, I'm so sorry! Do you want a joke to cheer you up?
Sure.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
What?
The calendar has dates.
Me: Hey Siri, I lost my Job.
Siri: That's bad, do you want me to tell a joke to cheer you up?
Me: Sure, go ahead.
Siri: What's the difference between a You and Large Pizza?
Me: Idk
Siri: A large pizza can feed a family.
Timmy and the Doctor (translated from Chinese)
Hope I translated this ok, it's one of the jokes Siri tells if you ask in Chinese.
Timmy wasn't feeling so great one day, so he decided to go see the doctor.
After an hour, the doctor couldn't stand it any more. So he strode over to the window, cracked it open, and shouted, Hey, kid! Stop staring at me!
What four words is Siri most tired of hearing?
"Hey Siri, Open Google"
I screamed hey Siri to my iPhone not thinking it would work but to my surprise she heard me. I had nothing to say, however, and I felt bad because...
I know I would hate it if someone turned ME on accidentally and did nothing about it.
Hey Siri, do you ever get sick?
I might catch a virus every now and then.
Hey Siri, teach me Kung Fu!
Neo, you need to unlock your iPhone first.
There's only one phrase my girlfriend responds to when we have our intimate time together
Hey Siri
"Hey Siri, what's your favorite 'Friends' quote?"
"I'm very bendy"
Iphone user: Hey Siri, where do you come from?
Syria
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