Hey Baby Jokes
117 hey baby jokes and hilarious hey baby puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hey baby that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hey Baby Short Jokes
Short hey baby jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hey baby humour may include short hey dude jokes also.
- I called my wife's phone using my best friend's phone. She answered with "Hey baby"... She knew it was me before I even spoke. True love at it's finest.
- Why can't female medical examiners have kids? Because nobody puts baby in a coroner.
Hey, at least it was original, again I will see myself out. - Hey baby, are you an introductory credit card offer? Because your terms are hard to understand and you keep saying you have no interest.
- What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
- My toddler tried out and age aproporiate pickup line "Hey baby, you've got some fiiiiiiine motor skills."
- Nerdy pickup line Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.
^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach... - Hey baby did you fall from heaven? Or is that just how your parents explain the wheelchair?
- Hey Boss, can I take the day off work? I am going to be a father. Boss: Of course
*Next day
Boss: so is the baby a boy or a girl?
Me: I'll let you know in 9 months! - Hope y'all like! A guy walks up to a girl and says "Hey baby, I'm a pescatarian."
She says "that's the worst pickup line I've ever heard."
So he says "whatever, there's plenty of fish in the sea." - My wife and I are expecting a child and I hope someone grabs her arm in public to talk about the baby. That way I can say, "Hey! Leggo of my preggo!"
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Hey Baby One Liners
Which hey baby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hey baby? I can suggest the ones about hey mom and mean baby.
- Hey baby, are you a GPU? Cause I wanna make you mine.
- Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class.
- Hey girl, are you a parked car in July? Because I want to leave a baby in you.
- Hey baby are you my GPA? Because you look like you'd disappoint my parents.
- Hey baby, call me Colgate Because 9 out of 10 dentists recommend me in your mouth.
- Hey girl, are you Harambes enclosure? Because i want to drop babies in you.
- Hey girl, are you a gorilla enclosure.. Because I wanna drop a baby in you
- What is Dracula's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, nice jugulars.
- Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you.
- Hey baby, is that a gun in my pocket? Get in the van.
- Hey baby, are you a body bag? Cuz you're dead inside.
- Hey baby, you're just like a plastic bag... You take my breath away.
- Hey baby, are you a wood chipper? Cuz I wanna put a baby in you.
- Hey baby, did you drop from heaven? Because it looks like you fell face first
- Hey baby, are you a C major scale? 'Cause you look all natural to me.
Fun-Filled Hey Baby Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about hey baby you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean matter baby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hey baby pranks.
Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."
Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.
Hey baby...I can s**... the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Comment found on an FB
pic of a new born baby
"Hey kid, Spoiler Alert: Life s**...."
So there is a mother and her daughter sitting on the plane.
They haven't taken off yet and are still on the runway. The daughter, who is pretty young, say four or five, looks out the window and gets to thinking....
"Mommy. If big dogs have puppies and big cats have kittens, then shouldn't big airplanes have little baby airplanes?"
And the mom, she's hungover and jet lagged.
"aw, baby, just go ask the stewardess"
So the daughter gets up to ask the flight attendant.
"Hey stewardess lady, if big dogs have puppies and big cats have kittens then shouldn't big airplanes have little baby airplanes?"
And the stewardss says "did your mother tell you to come ask me this?" The girl nods.
"well, you see, sweetheart, this is JetBlue. And we always pull out on time. That's why there's no baby airplanes. Go ask your mom about that."
A black knight moves into a new village with only white people...
...after a year, a white girl in the village gives birth to a black child. A shepherd goes up to the knight and says: "I think you had s**... with that girl, since you're the only black person in this entire village." The knight responds: "Well, sometimes weird things just happen, like your single white sheep among your heard of black sheep." The shepherd says: "Hey! You say nothing bout the sheep, I say nothing bout the baby."
Marriage to the end?
So, this man and woman are married 44 years and the woman dies, then a few months later the man dies. When he gets to heaven, his wife runs up to him and says, "Hey baby!" and he says,"Sorry honey, death's done us part."
Hey baby, is your name Polio?
Because I am stiff below the waist
What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?
Hey baby, what's ursine?
Hey baby, you got an inhaler?
Because you got dat a**...-ma.
Hey baby, you and I go together like...
Food Network producers and cymbals.
Hey, baby, are you 32-bit?
Before we left the room, our teacher told us all to pick up at least one piece of trash on our way out.
So as I walked out the classroom, I looked at her and said "Hey baby, here's my number, call me."
I've been practicing pickup lines for depressed men...
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
A boy goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up"...
She says "I have a boyfriend", he says "I have a math test".
The girl says "What's that got to do with anything?", he replies "I thought we were just naming things we are going to cheat on."
How do Harry Potter fans flirt?
Hey baby, mind if I *Slytherin* ? ;)
Nerdy pickup line.
Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)
Hey baby, have you got a time machine?
Cuz' I could go back in time to approach you with a better pickup line than this one
Hey baby, forget Netflix and chill
Let's Imax and c**...
Hey baby do you build portable wienerschnitzels?
Because you make my hotdog stand
Husband: Hey baby, hold my jock strap.
Wife: That's disgusting why would I hold your jock strap?
Husband: Well I always hold your purse for you.
Wife: That's not remotely the same.
Husband: Why not, they both hold our junk.
Credit to /u/WhistleWhileYouLurk.
Hey, Baby, you work for the TSA?
'Cause I've got a suspicious package, and I need you to blow it.
Hey baby, Heaven must be missing an angle
because you're kindacute.
Hey baby do you shop at Aldi?
Cause you'll love Aldi's nuts.
hey baby, are you my market equilibrium point?
cause you're supplying exactly what I'm demanding
Fish Pickup Lines:
"Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Guy: Hey baby, do you wanna 68?
Girl: You mean 69?
Guy: No, 68.
Girl: What's 68?!
Guy: You go down on me and I'll owe you one.
Hey baby, can I take your derivative....
So I can lay tangent to those curves.
Hey baby, are you a potato?
Because I'd like to peel off your skin, slice you up, dip you in boiling oil, and then eat you with ketchup.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ...
"Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
Hey Baby are you Rockefeller?
Because I think we should Horizontally Integrate.
Hey baby you like hardware stores?
Because I'd like to show you menards.
Hey baby, are you from Tennessee?
Cause you look extremely i**...
Hey baby, are you secure?
Because I'd love to run some p**... tests on you.
Hey baby, if I were a gorilla exhibit
I'd let you drop a kid in me.
Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen
Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask "Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"
A black guy was holding his eight-month-old baby
A black guy was holding his eight-month-old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured, "mother."
The guy gets all excited and hollered to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a word!"
A guy walks up to the pretty girl working at the comic book store and say" Hey baby are you into werewolves..."
"Cause I'm lycan the way you look"
A baseball pitcher is walking home...
after a long and exhausting game. Suddenly, bright lights appear in the sky directly above him, and a beautiful angel descends from above, wearing an umpire's mask and a catcher's mitt.
The pitcher looks up, gapes and thinks, "Heavens! She's so pretty."
Without skipping a beat, his shoulders slump back, his grin shines out of his mouth, he winks and says, "Hey baby. Wanna play some catch? Looking up at you makes me want to throw up."
Psychic Phone s**... Hotline
Hey baby, tell me what I'm wearing.
Me: Hey baby, you want some great s**......... Her - No.
Me : You came to the right guy.
A Chinese man stumbles home late one night really drunk...
Seeing his wife at the top of the stairs he says "hey baby how about a little number 69!"
The wife replies, "you drunk s**..., make your own Mongolian Beef Stew!"
Heard this from a waiter at dinner tonight.
Hey baby, my name is Olaf...like the snowman. Mind if I melt inside you?
Five star restaurant I am laughing out loud right now hahaj
Hey baby, are you the nuclear war between America and Russia?
Because neither of us want to come first, but both want to fire
Rich person phone s**...
Hey baby, who are you wearing?
Hey baby did you get your pants on sale?
Because in my house they're 100% off.
Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?
Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous
What was Roy Moore's go-to pickup line as a child?
"Hey there, baby."
Kid1: Hey Dad why am I called lily?
Dad: Because a lily petal fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid2: Hey Dad why am I called rose?
Dad: Because a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid3: herdurrrrahduhrgh#%*?
Dad: Shut up Cinderblock
Joke my four year old just came up with. How do you put a baby bunny to sleep in a cradle?
A mushroom!
Hey may not be the funniest, but at least it's original!
Hey dad, why did you and mom name my sister Rose?
"Because a rose petal fell on her head when she was a baby, dear son," replied the Dad.
"Oh, thanks for telling me Dad!"
"No problem, Toaster Oven."
I saw a baby standing on the corner of the street in midnight.
I ask the baby "hey baby what are you doing here in midnight", the baby replied "i'm selling w**... ni**a".
An Australian man is walking across Sydney Harbour Bridge when he sees his ex-girlfriend standing on the railings ...
An Australian man is walking across Sydney Harbour Bridge when he sees his ex\-girlfriend standing on the railings, about to commit s**.... He apporaches her and asks:
\- Hey Sheila, what's the matter?
Tears in here eyes, she says:
\- I'm pregnant Bruce, and it's your baby!
To which Bruce replies:
\- Woah Sheila, not only are you brilliant in bed \- you're also a great sport!
hey baby are you a fire alarm?
because i'll only pay attention to you in an emergency
Hey baby, are you a laptop?
Because your real hot.
Hey baby, are you a 1080 t**...
Because I can't afford you
Hey baby, if you were in a beauty contest...
You would come in second place.
Because Nobody looks better than you.
Hey baby, are you a GPU?
Because your too expensive for me.
A leukemia patient walks into a bar.
He sits down next to a woman and says
"Hey baby, are you a white blood cell? Because I can't get enough of you"