Hey Adam Jokes
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A man named Adam is being sent to prison
On the first day in the shower he is approached by a giant muscular inmate who asks him intimidatingly
"With or without spit?!"
The man (Adam) thinks to himself that it will happen no matter what and that it might hurt less with spit so he frighteningly stammers
"With spit"
To which the giant shouts to another inmate.
"Hey come on over Spit, this dude wants a t**...!"
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Adam walks into a cafe and orders tea
Adam ordered a cup of tea in a cafe.
So, a waiter brought it for him but dipped his fingers in it.
Adam asked "Hey m**..., why are you dipping your fingers in my tea?"
The waiter replied, "My finger is injured and the doctor advised me to keep it warm."
Adam said, "Then shove it up your a**...!"
Then the waiter said, "Yeah, that's where I keep it when I am not carrying tea"
Adam saw a boy putting 2 flour beetles in a small box, pushing the beetles against each other...
Adam: hey kid, what are you doing with the beetles?
Kid: trying to get them to fight.
Adam: why would you do that to them?
Kid: to see which is the better of 2 weevils.
Hey Adam, "Is today the 24th or the 25th?"
It's Christmas, Eve.
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A man stumbles upon a Facebook group titled Procreation
Wow, he thinks to himself. My wife and I love s**... and want to try for a baby soon, and I just found a whole Facebook group about s**... and babies?? This is perfect for me!
He immediately joins the group and jumps into their conversation by asking, Hi everyone, what's your favorite position/which has worked best?
One of the members responds, Hey man, don't know if you were aware but this is a FB page for the local Christian church. As such, we only believe in the Adam and Eve creation story. If you aren't Christian, we recommend you leave this group. Best of luck in disproving the evolution myth!
The man promptly leaves the group.
"Hey Adam, can you get me some water?"
"Sure I can, while I'm up and at 'em!"
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