The Best 6 Hetero Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hetero jokes. There are some hetero correlation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hetero consuelo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hetero Jokes and Puns

When does a heterosexual man leave a gay bar?

Straight away.

Heterosexual women are just like spaghetti....

They're straight, until they get wet.

How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?

Both of them.

How can you be both heterosexual and not straight?

Have Scoliosis

Heterosexual pride day?

That's a holiday I can not get behind


Why was the heterosexual kicked off the swim team?

He wasn't flambuoyant enough.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hetero cisgender jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hetero lgbtq piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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