Hertz Jokes

Funniest Hertz Short Jokes

Short hertz jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hertz humour may include short watt jokes also.

1. What do you say when you break up with an electrician? Watt is love?
   Baby don't hertz me.
   Don't hertz me.
   N-ohm-ore.
   N-ohm-ore.
2. I would like to learn more about frequencies But whenever I try to measure it, it only Hertz
3. I turned on the radio and forgot I had the volume maxed out. Now my left and right ear hertz a lot.
4. A man's ears were exposed to a high frequency sound... He said "It hertz."
5. A radio went to the doctor The doctor asked "What seems to be the problem today?
   The radio says "It's my transmitter. It mega hertz."
6. The girl who works at the car rental company refuses to go out with me and it really Hertz.
7. The first few times you get hit by AC, it really hertz But after that, it'll barely phase you.
8. How do you know if something is too loud? When it hertz.
9. I tried to think of an electricity pun Now my head hertz
10. I've been watching my HTZ stock go down. It really Hertz.

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Hertz One Liners

Which hertz one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hertz? I can suggest the ones about spectrum and frequency.

1. What happens when someone slaps you around with high frequency? It Hertz
   yeah
2. I got hit by a rental car. It still Hertz.
3. I personally identify as one cycle per second. Because everything hertz.
4. I was in a fight with frequency the other day I lost and it still Hertz
5. What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency? It Hertz
6. Watt is love? Baby, don't hertz me.
   Don't hertz me.
   No mho.
7. Got in a fight with frequency today We've been friends for ages, so it kinda hertz.
8. What did the electrician say when he electrocuted himself? That Hertz!
9. What did Nikola Tesla say after being shocked by his Tesla Coil? That hertz alot
10. Something hit me at high frequency today It really hertz.
11. I'm very sensitive to sounds of a certain frequency. When I hear them it hertz.
12. What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz.
13. Why can't humans hear over or under a certain frequency? It hertz too much.
14. Someone insulted me on my monitor's refresh rate, right where it hertz.
15. I just got electrocuted. It hertz so bad, Watt do I do?

Hertz Car Rental Jokes

Here is a list of funny hertz car rental jokes and even better hertz car rental puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I slammed my hand in the door at the car rentals It Hertz...
• Hertz car rentals announced a last minute marketing campaign today to avoid bankruptcy They hired Michael Stipes from R.E.M. to remind people everybody Hertz
• What's the only painful car rental company? Hertz.
• I heard that the white van involved in the London bridge incident was actually a rental car. Hertz
• "Would I get charged for returning this car rental to a different location?" It never Hertz to ask.

Entertaining Hertz Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about hertz you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean meter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hertz pranks.