Hertz Jokes
96 hertz jokes and hilarious hertz puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hertz that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hertz Short Jokes
Short hertz jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hertz humour may include short watt jokes also.
- What do you say when you break up with an electrician? Watt is love?
Baby don't hertz me.
Don't hertz me.
N-ohm-ore.
N-ohm-ore. - I would like to learn more about frequencies But whenever I try to measure it, it only Hertz
- What happens when you get a lot of electroshocks within a short period of time? It hertz.
- Why can't humans hear over or under a certain frequency? It hertz too much.
- Why can't our ears hear very high pitched sounds? Because it hertz.
- What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked? That hertz.
- I turned on the radio and forgot I had the volume maxed out. Now my left and right ear hertz a lot.
- Someone insulted me on my monitor's refresh rate, right where it hertz.
- I just got electrocuted. It hertz so bad, Watt do I do?
- A man's ears were exposed to a high frequency sound... He said "It hertz."
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Hertz One Liners
Which hertz one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hertz? I can suggest the ones about spectrum and frequency.
- What happens when someone slaps you around with high frequency? It Hertz
yeah - I got hit by a rental car. It still Hertz.
- I personally identify as one cycle per second. Because everything hertz.
- I was in a fight with frequency the other day I lost and it still Hertz
- I got hit by a rental car today. It Hertz.
- What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency? It Hertz
- Got hit by a rental car. Really Hertz
- Watt is love? Baby, don't hertz me.
Don't hertz me.
No mho. - Got in a fight with frequency today We've been friends for ages, so it kinda hertz.
- What did the electrician say when he electrocuted himself? That Hertz!
- What did Nikola Tesla say after being shocked by his Tesla Coil? That hertz alot
- Something hit me at high frequency today It really hertz.
- I'm very sensitive to sounds of a certain frequency. When I hear them it hertz.
- What happens when you're slapped at a high frequency? It hertz :)
- I just electrocuted myself It really hertz
Hertz Car Rental Jokes
Here is a list of funny hertz car rental jokes and even better hertz car rental puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The girl who works at the car rental company refuses to go out with me and it really Hertz.
- What did the employee say after getting hit by a rental car? It Hertz!
- I slammed my hand in the door at the car rentals It Hertz...
- Was hit by a rental car earlier today... It still Hertz.
- What happens when you get hit by a rental car? It Hertz.
- Hertz car rentals announced a last minute marketing campaign today to avoid bankruptcy They hired Michael Stipes from R.E.M. to remind people everybody Hertz
- What's the only painful car rental company? Hertz.
- I heard that the white van involved in the London bridge incident was actually a rental car. Hertz
- "Would I get charged for returning this car rental to a different location?" It never Hertz to ask.
- How does it feel to c**... a rental car? It Hertz.
Entertaining Hertz Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about hertz you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ohms jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hertz pranks.
2 sound waves... (OC)
...were travelling to their destination when they suddenly c**... into each other.
The first wave says "Hey, are you okay?"
The second wave says "Oh I'm fine
It just Hertz"
A boy was snapping rubber bands on his friends arm
He kept doing it in the same spot every second, over and over again until the friend eventually said, "Ouch, that one Hertz."
Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however...
And it hertz
I tried to think of an electricity pun
Now my head hertz
Buying a car from Hertz is like marrying a p**...
It may look good on the outside, but you have no idea whose been in it or what they've done to it.
How does Avis feel to be #2?
It Hertz
How do you know if something is too loud?
When it hertz.
I started running back and forth repeatedly...
...and now my head hertz.
What did the monitor say when it got punched?
"Ouch, that Hertz!"
I stuck my finger in an outlet today
It really hertz
I keep trying to think of the unit for frequency...
It hertz my head.
Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave?
It hertz a lot
What did the scientist say when he got hit with gamma waves?
Ouch! That Hertz.
Why do light bulbs burn out with frequency?
Because it hertz.
A physicist walks into a bar...
It Hertz.
I am going to change my name to time being.
Because everyone is always doing stuff for the time being.
Hertz donut.
TIFU by k**... my computer monitor...
and my foot still hertz.
I was injured by my radio.
It Hertz.
PUBG is fun but
...it really hertz my eyes sometimes.
I once listened to very loud music for too long
My ear still hertz
What did frequency say to noise?
Ouch! That hertz!
A frequency walks into the doctor's office and says
"My leg Hertz"
I can tell you first hand what standing next to a loudspeaker feels like.
It hertz.
I got in a fight with tension
It still Hertz.
Physics Joke
I just bought a pair of bad frequency shoes. I keep doppling over and my foot hertz.
What do you say when you hear a sound that bothers you?
Ouch, that Hertz...
What did the dog say to the dog whistle?
That Hertz.
I just electrocuted myself
How do you current-ly feel?
I'm kind of shocked
Watt, I didn't hear you
I said it hertz a lot
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful... Like, it really Hertz."
What does a CPU feel when it's overclocked?
It hertz.
The first few times you get hit by AC, it really hertz
But after that, it'll barely phase you.
I've been watching my HTZ stock go down.
It really Hertz.
A radio went to the doctor
The doctor asked "What seems to be the problem today?
The radio says "It's my transmitter. It mega hertz."
What happens if you slap a tuning fork?
It hertz
I just got electrocuted
It hertz
REM got it wrong, Kenneth
Hertz is the frequency. Watt is power.
I got hit by a car.
HERTZ
Why should you never, ever increase the frequency of a wave?
Cos it Hertz a wave's feelings
I don't like jokes about waves.
It hertz when I hear one.
Why doesn't an electrician deal with higher frequencies of electricity?
Because it Hertz.
