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Hertz Car Rental Jokes

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I got hit by a rental car.

It still Hertz.

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How does it feel to c**... a rental car?

It Hertz.

The girl who works at the car rental company refuses to go out with me

and it really Hertz.

I slammed my hand in the door at the car rentals

It Hertz...

Hertz car rentals announced a last minute marketing campaign today to avoid bankruptcy

They hired Michael Stipes from R.E.M. to remind people everybody Hertz

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

I heard that the white van involved in the London bridge incident was actually a rental car.

Hertz

"Would I get charged for returning this car rental to a different location?"

It never Hertz to ask.

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