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  1. I told my girlfriend that if she wanted her Hersheys bar she had to bark like a dog After she did it, I proceeded to eat it explaining that chocolate wasn't good for dogs.
  2. What did the Hershey's bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate? S'mores Code
  3. A girl walks into a chocolate shop to buy a personalized box of chocolates. The man at the counter says: What are your pronouns?
    The girl says: Hershey.
  4. I told my friends I was going on vacation to Hershey, PA. One said, "It's a great family destination, but beware of the nightlife- they have nuts in the bars there."
  5. What do you get when you cross a Martian tripod invasion with a piece of chocolate left in a car? Hershey Common and the Heat Ray.
  6. Hershey bars have dominated chocolate for over a century It's nearly 2019 now. Is anyone else not offended we still don't have a Himhe bar?
  7. Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
  8. Didja hear that Hershey's is bringing out a new LGBT candy-bar? They're callin it a Lady Bruce.
  9. In solidarity with the Transgender community, Hershey's chocolate will be renamed to Heshey's
  10. Did you hear about the s**... offender at the Hershey factory? He stole a Kiss

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Hersheys One Liners

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  1. I identify as a chocolate bar My pronouns are her/shey
  2. What's a feminists favorite candy bar? Hershey
  3. You're so fat Your pronouns are Hershey
  4. What is a feminists favorite chocolate bar? Hershey
  5. Why can't trans men enjoy chocolate? It uses Hershey pronouns.
  6. A lollipop asks a chocolate bars pronouns. The bar says its prounouns are her/shey
  7. I like my girls like I like my Hershey Kisses... Round at the bottom, skinny at the top
  8. Who is the sweetest man in the world? Hershey. He dips his nuts in chocolate.
  9. What's a feminists favourite brand of chocolate? Hershey's.
  10. I love Hershey's Kisses... They are the closest I'll ever get to true affection.
  11. What is Feminist's favourite brand? The HERshey Company.
    P.s. Sorry if it is lame😂
  12. What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it? Ain't no merci
  13. What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate? Himshey's chocolate...
  14. The only Hershey candy With Mr. Is Mr. Goodbar Which makes sense because it has nuts.
  15. Have you guys heard about Reese Witherspoon? I Hershey is in a new movie.

Hersheys Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hersheys you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hersheys pranks.

The day my dog died

When I was about four years old my brother had an old beater of a sports car, and one day he and my dad were draining the gas tank before they do more work. So they drain the gas into a bucket and then go inside for beer. My dog Hershey's t**... on up to the bucket and takes a nice long drink.. And then he began to run laps around our house, faster and faster until my dad came out to see all the commotion. Just as he got out Hershey's falls down on to his back and is still.
My dad frantically asked me What happened is the dog okay?!
I laughed and said Yeah he's fine, he just ran out of gas.