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24 herr jokes and hilarious herr puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about herr that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Herr Short Jokes

Short herr jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The herr humour may include short wurst jokes also.

  1. What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz
    (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
  2. What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward? A receeding Herr line.
  3. Michael Jordan tried escaping his nickname in Germany... but they still called him Herr Jordan.
  4. Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up? They call their tailor Herr Dresser
  5. A male potato chip steps up to the bar and buys a drink. He sees two female potato chips sitting nearby. He says to the one female potato chip, "Excuse me. Are you Herr's or Frito Lay?"
  6. What did the cast and crew of the movie "Schindler's list" call Steven Spielberg? "Herr Direktor"
  7. Why do gay German couples never have trouble arranging their stuff in the bathroom? There's no distinction between his or herrs.
  8. What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp? Herr Doctor.
  9. In German you use "Herrlich" for Good or well. Notice that the word contains "Herr" which means "Man". Now let's look at s**... "Dämlich". "Dame" means "Woman"

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Herr One Liners

Which herr one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with herr? I can suggest the ones about hamburg and barber.

  1. Did you hear about that German barber? You know, Herr Kutz.
  2. What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut.
  3. How do you call a german barber during ww2 Herr styler
  4. What do German girls call getting divorced and remarried? A Herr transplant.
  5. What do Germans call Micheal Jordans sneakers? Herr Jordan's AirJordans
  6. What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes? Herr Jordan
  7. Do you know, what was the name of the man who interviewed Daniel Radcliffe? Herr Riporter

Herr joke, Do you know, what was the name of the man who interviewed Daniel Radcliffe?

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Herr Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about herr you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean general jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make herr pranks.

An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II

An SS man says to a Jew in a concentration camp: "You are to be killed today, but I will give you a chance. One of my eyes is a glass eye. If you can guess which one it is, I will give you your life."
The Jew looks at the SS man and says, "The left one, Herr Corporal."
"That is correct. How did you recognize it?"
"Because it looks so human."

"Herr General, the Italians have entered the war"

said the Wehrmacht commander's subordinate.
"Really?" his boss sighed. "Send half a division to stop them."
"Nein, herr General." replied his subordinate; "they are entering on our side."
Upon hearing it, the General collapses onto the table, crying; "Send two armies to help them!"

German Mining Company

German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."
Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."
Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"
Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."

h**... asks a jewish kid...

h**... wants to hear the dreams of jewish kids. So, he visits Auschwitz and finds one kid sitting in a corner, freezing to death.
"Hallo kinder, what is your dream?"
"Herr h**..., when I grow-"
"IF..IF you grow up."

Herr joke, What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?