It's been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had heroin to help me through it.
It all started with a spliff, the odd bong or two.
Before I knew it, I'd started using amphetamines like speed and for a stronger buzz, I moved on to ecstasy.
It wasn't long after, that I started on the hard stuff, like cocaine and heroin.
I was a complete mess.
I was broke and my body was ruined.
But fuck me, what a night.
Heroin.
He did heroin
It's been tough taking a shower everyday, but at least I have the heroin to help me get throught it.
It's hard showering every day, but luckily i had heroin to help me through it.
Having to get a shower every day has been hard - luckily, I've had my heroin addiction to help me through it.
But finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack.
couldn't understand what he was saying...
The sooner she's old enough to buy her own heroin, the better.
It's been hard taking a bath every day, but at least I had heroin to help me through it.
But if she shoots up a lot of heroin, she will probably not be called an enemy airplane.
You know, Heroin
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
...they're always taking his name in vein.
I'm really glad he didn't find my bag of heroin.
And Mycroft responded, "No shit, Sherlock?"
They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein.
..it feels so amazing to have in your arms.
He had to quit in the end, because he couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Finally a way for people to feel good after taking the lord's name in vein
The heroin worked a treat for me.
They both grow vegetables when someone plants a seed in them.
when he comes across a lone wolf rolling up a joint. He says to him:
"Hey wolf, that's terrible! Don't do that, come with me and lets run together." The wolf is bewildered, yet agrees to go.
So now they both run through the forest when suddenly they encounter a timid bear about to mainline some heroin. The rabbit shouts: "Stop bear! You don't want to do that. Come along with us, and we shall run together. The bear is hesitant but eventually caves in and joins them.
Now all three of them are running together when they come across a lion doing rails of blow. The rabbit says: "Hey lion..." And immediately the lion smacks the shit out the rabbit, and knocks him unconscious. Then he says: "This fucking rabbit makes me run around the goddamn forest every time he pops ecstasy!"
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I couldn't understand much of it.
My name is Heroin
So you can't understand any of it.
It was impossible to understand him
All the spoons are missing.
At first you're like, "Oh geez, this is fun" then eventually you die.
...and this guy at the auction house is STILL saying im not the highest bidder.
Do you still use heroin?
Well.. On the one hand yes, on the other hand no.
A rabbit is running in the jungle when he sees a monkey getting drunk. He hops over to him and says "Man, its such a nice day out. Why don't you put down that disgusting stuff and come run around with me." The monkey agrees.
After a while they meet an elephant smoking some weed. The rabbit again approaches him, "Man, put down that awful stuff and come run around with us." The elephant agrees and they resume running around.
After a while they see a tiger about to do some heroin. The rabbit approaches him but before he can say a word the tiger smacks him and says, "I am sick and tired of your shit. Every time you do cocaine you get half the jungle population to chase you around like idiots."
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