Hero Jokes

Funniest Hero Short Jokes

Short hero jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hero humour may include short wizard jokes also.

1. If I had a dollar for every downvote EA"s comment gets.... I would have enough money to unlock half of the Battlefront 2 heroes without having to grind them.
2. Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn't know what group to join... She's still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former
3. For my cake day, a joke I made up as a kid: Why is Aquaman such a dedicated super hero? Because he was born with a sense of porpoise.
4. A lawyer, comedian and a war hero walk into a bar. The bartender says, what can I get for you, Mr Zelensky?
   Credit to u/DrDerpberg
5. If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective... I'd say it's Doctor Whom.
   ^*
6. Vladimir Zelenski is a backwards politician. Most politicians act like heroes to get elected and comedians while in office.
7. I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out. It felt good being on the winning side for once.
8. Did you hear about the team of mutant trans-women super-heroes? They're called "The Ex-Men".
9. I honestly hate how a person who donates 1 kidney is considered a hero... I donated 4 and I'm somehow a criminal
10. When bill gates donates 30% of his net worth He is praised as a generous hero, But when I do it people tell me they don't accept donations under a dollar.

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Hero One Liners

Which hero one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hero? I can suggest the ones about character and avatar.

1. All of the heroes of Overwatch have natural hair colors... Because heroes never dye.
2. If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men.
3. Someone donates one kidney and is hailed as a hero. I donate five, and get arrested?
4. What do you call a super hero completely made of ice? Justice
5. Why does Superman have a lower case "s" on his chest? Because not all heroes wear caps.
6. Have you heard about the one-armed super hero? He single handedly stops crime.
7. What was Iron Man's rejected hero name? Fe Male
8. What do you call a vietnam war hero with a new apartment? New tenant Dan
9. Donate a liver, you get called a hero Donate a whole bag of 'em, you get sent to jail
10. I just got my best score on Sitar Hero 3! I got five stars on "Curry On My Wayward Son"
11. Boba Fett is my hero. I've got pictures of him in every room. I think I've got a fettish.
12. what did every super hero need as a kid? Supervision
13. Is it just me, or does the hero of a-ha's Take On Me video... ...seem kinda sketchy?
14. I'm so fat... ...my favorite super hero is the supermarket.
15. What do you call 'an exploded hero'? Heroshima

My Hero Jokes

Here is a list of funny my hero jokes and even better my hero puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore... Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano
• How to turn your tongue into very own super hero! Step 1: place tongue between teeth
  Step 2: bite down. Hard.
  Step 3: your tongue should now be Thor.
• If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man. My superpower would be foiling crime.
• I donate 1 kidney to a hospital and everyone thinks I am a hero ​
  I donate 10 kidneys and everyone thinks I am a monster
• I once had 4 blowouts at once, but managed to drive on the metal of my rims from New York to New Jersey. I did pretty good, but the hero of the moment was my car. It worked tirelessly.
• Donate one kidney, they call you a hero. Donate two, they call you a saint. But donate three or more, and suddenly you're a monster.
• Russian kids were writing an essay about their heroes.... ..... The title was: "Who is your hero and why Stalin?"
• When Santa enters a house to give stuff to kids he's a hero and a amazingly kind man When I do it I get arrested for trespassing and being a child predator
• When I donated a kidney, they said I was a hero. But when I donated 7 more, they seemed a lot less appreciative.
• What's the difference between having AIDS and having kids? Everyone considers you a hero if you beat AIDS.

Marvel Hero Jokes

Here is a list of funny marvel hero jokes and even better marvel hero puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Marvel Cinematic Universe just announced their newest addition to their 2015 film that will be released in 2019 starring a transgender hero. Auntman
• Which Marvel hero would be the best nemesis of The Riddler? The Pun-isher.
• Marvel are developing a new super hero who has the ability to remotely edit people's DNA. He will be called Gene Hackman
• How to be a super hero DC: be an orphan or raised by an orphan
  Marvel: get in a freak accident

Action Hero Jokes

Here is a list of funny action hero jokes and even better action hero puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've written a script for a film about an action hero who works in accounts. The sequels going to be set in a different department.
  This time it's personnel.
• TL; DR: Action hero references Oedipus Die Hard's John McClane and his catchphrase . . .

Hero Heroine Jokes

Here is a list of funny hero heroine jokes and even better hero heroine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Was just reading a new book with a great female hero And I can say I'm addicted to this heroine.
• My family think I have a heroine addiction I can't help it, I just really like female super heroes.

Entertaining Hero Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about hero you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean actor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hero pranks.