Hernia Surgery Jokes
3 hernia surgery jokes and hilarious hernia surgery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hernia surgery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hernia Surgery Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good hernia surgery joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man goes in for hernia surgery
After the operation, the doctor meets him in the recovery room.
"Sir, the operation was successful but I have bad news. We accidentally removed your t**... during the surgery."
The man was immediately furious.
"You b**...! You dumb idiots! I'll kill you for this!"
The surgeon calmly replies "Now sir, you don't have the b**...."
What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?
"Get off my nuts!"
(ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
I had surgery on my hernia yesterday
Hernia left the hospital this morning and has yet to be found, please let me know if you find her.
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