Hernia Jokes
7 hernia jokes and hilarious hernia puns to laugh out loud. Read human body jokes about hernia that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of hernia jokes. These funny jokes will have you rolling on the floor.
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Cheerful Fun Hernia Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What is a good hernia joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man goes in for hernia surgery
After the operation, the doctor meets him in the recovery room.
"Sir, the operation was successful but I have bad news. We accidentally removed your t**... during the surgery."
The man was immediately furious.
"You b**...! You dumb idiots! I'll kill you for this!"
The surgeon calmly replies "Now sir, you don't have the b**...."
First Time
A man is in an operating room for a hernia operation. The anesthesiologist starts counting him down from 10. He gets to 9, and the surgeon turns to the anesthesiologist and says, "Well, wish me luck, this is my first s**... change operation!"
Hours later, the man awakes in recovery with a complete panic, but he doesn't remember why. The surgeon comes in and explains it to him.
True story...LOL!
Pill commercials nowadays be like
After just one use, derpatine fixed my knee pain and I can run again!
Consult a doctor if you're experiencing any headaches, nausea, muscle pain, blurry vision, nasal congestion, loss of sight, kidney failure, hernia, heart attacks, strokes or knee pain after using derpatine
What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?
"Get off my nuts!"
(ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
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My dog had a hernia, my closet had a Narnia
My clothes a re too tight, my tights are too close.
My flap jacks got a flat, my wife didn't.
What kind of tickles do you get during a hernia check?
t**....
I heard the Greta Van Fleet had to cancel the rest of their US tour. The lead singer pulled his hernia.
From lifting too many Led Zeppelin songs.
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