Hermit Jokes

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Funniest Hermit Short Jokes

Short hermit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hermit humour may include short old monk jokes also.

1. After studying the force, young Skywalker wants to practice his French and asks Master Yoda: What does je ne sais quoi mean? I don't know what
   that means,
   says the wise green hermit.
2. A traveler meets a blind hermit Who tells him:"There's a clear distinction between us, young man", to which the traveler responds thoughtful: I see.. "
3. Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit How dare he make such baseless accusations.
4. A hermit in the middle east has not heard about any current events. I guess you could say he lives under Iraq.
5. My only friend said I need to get out more or to join a club. I did just that.
   I'm now the 153rd member of the national association of hermits.
   It's great! There aren't even group meetings.
6. Did you hear the one about the Hermit and the Agoraphobic? Probaby not, it was an inside joke.
7. Title of my memoirs on solo hiking in California's wine country: "I, Hermit, through the grapevine."
8. Why did the depressed hermit crab return to its old home? It was a shell of its former self.
9. Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!
10. I bought two hermit c**... I put them in the same small cage, are they still hermit c**...???

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Hermit One Liners

Which hermit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hermit? I can suggest the ones about monk and hobo.

1. How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment? He took a shelfie.
2. What do you call a hermit stuck in debt? Forever alone.
3. What do you call a hermit who enjoys imaginary conjugal visits? Hermitian
4. What's the worse quality of a hermit crab? They're too shell-fish!
5. Why did the hermit crab refuse to go in his shell? Because he was claw-strophobic!
6. Why was the crab bad at baseball? Because hermits are too small.
7. One of the benefits of being a hermit You're always the best-dressed man in the room.
8. What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
   A hermit crab.
9. Best thing about being a hermit? No peer pressure.
10. I had a one night stand with a recluse on tinder She gave me hermit c**...
11. What do you call an STD for homeless people? Hermit c**...
12. What kind of STD does a loner get? Hermit c**...!
13. What kind of pictures do hermit c**... take? Shellfies

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Hermit Jokes

What funny jokes about hermit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hippy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hermit pranks.