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Hermit Crabs Jokes

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Funniest Hermit Crabs Short Jokes

Short hermit crabs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hermit crabs humour may include short crabs jokes also.

  1. Why did the depressed hermit crab return to its old home? It was a shell of its former self.
  2. I bought two hermit c**... I put them in the same small cage, are they still hermit c**...???

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Hermit Crabs One Liners

Which hermit crabs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hermit crabs? I can suggest the ones about hermit and crustacean.

  1. How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment? He took a shelfie.
  2. What's the worse quality of a hermit crab? They're too shell-fish!
  3. Why did the hermit crab refuse to go in his shell? Because he was claw-strophobic!
  4. Why was the crab bad at baseball? Because hermits are too small.
  5. What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
    A hermit crab.
  6. I had a one night stand with a recluse on tinder She gave me hermit c**...
  7. What do you call an STD for homeless people? Hermit c**...
  8. What kind of STD does a loner get? Hermit c**...!
  9. What kind of pictures do hermit c**... take? Shellfies

Comedy Hermit Crabs Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about hermit crabs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lobster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hermit crabs pranks.

Hermit c**... have been known to have symbiotic relationships with sea anemones.

The c**... let the anemones ride around on their shells and will even share food with them.
It's a prime example of keepng your friends close and your anemones closer.

What kind of pictures does Shaun Connery take?

Shelfies
alt. What kind of pictures do fish take?
Shellfies
alt. What do hermit c**... call their utility bills?
Shell Fees
alt. Why did my wife leave me?
h**...