Hermione Jokes

Funniest Hermione Short Jokes

Short hermione jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hermione humour may include short petroleum jokes also.

1. Warner Bros should create a Harry Potter spinoff series based on the life of Hermione Granger. They should name it Granger Things.
2. Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts? Offshore investment gains a better return.
3. HBO is reportedly planning on a new TV series based on Hermione from Harry Potter. It's called Granger Things
4. The Gryffindor trio went for a roadtrip. Halfway there, Harry realised him being the driver forgot to check the meter.
   "What were you thinking?", Ron & Hermione exclaimed.
   *"Expecto Petroleum?"*
5. Microsoft has hired a new project manager: Hermione Granger... She's in charge of spell-check.
6. Why won't you ever find Harry, Hermione or Ron crying in front of the rest of the school? Cuz, they belong to the bravest house.
   They don't cry publicly; they Grief-indoor.
7. Yesterday i told my friend that i always wanted to ride that thing in Harry Potter. "A broom?" he asked.
   "No, Hermione."
8. What does Ron Weasley become when he uses Hermione's time turner to travel into the past and then the future? Earlier Ron and then later Ron.
9. What Did The Students Say When Hermione Got The Answer Rigt? "3 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR" XD
   1 upvote = 1 Laugh
   XD
10. I'm excited visiting the Harry Potter world in universal studios until I saw a sign on one of the rides You must be this tall to ride Hermione ....

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Hermione One Liners

Which hermione one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hermione? I can suggest the ones about wand and potter.

1. If Hermione was a mathematician what would her kids be named? Hermitwo and Hermithree.
2. Hermione's son: Mum, you're a witch! Hermione: Emma Watson?
3. Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione? Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
4. What did Hermione's boyfriend do when he heard she was pregnant? He ron off.
5. What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant? Fetus deletus
6. If Hermione was a boy, what would her parents have named him? Hemione
7. What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill? "Ouch! I Hermione!"
8. [OC] What did Ron say when a smart girl kicked his leg? Ow!
   You Hermione!
9. Harry Potter - Hermione's Boggart
10. Why did Harry Potter never hook up with Hermione? He was too scared to face Vulvamort.
11. Why did Hermione liked Ron instead of Potter Because Ron had a rather large wand.

Charming Humor Hermione Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about hermione you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean harry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hermione pranks.