Herman Jokes
30 herman jokes and hilarious herman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about herman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these Herman Jokes! Get some of the best Herman cartoon and Herman Munster jokes for your next birthday party, theater visit, or night out with friends. Erwin and Adolf, the two Herman masterminds, bring you the funniest and wittiest jokes to make your day!
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Funniest Herman Short Jokes
Short herman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The herman humour may include short theater jokes also.
- Did you hear about Peewee Herman's new movie? It's going straight to Netflix because he already released in theaters
- Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter.
- You really can't blame Pee Wee Herman for what he did... I mean, it's not like he could just do it at home with all of his furniture watching him..
- All this fuss over a film being stored on DNA But when Pee Wee Herman tried to do the opposite, everybody lost their minds?
- Yesterday, Bill Clinton endorsed Newt Gingrich's immigration policy Today he's endorsing Herman Cain's domestic policy.
- Two guys famous for having been shot in theaters . . . . . . Abraham Lincoln, and the guy sitting in front of Peewee Herman
- Shot in the back of the head Name two people who were shot in the back of the head in a Theatre in America?
Abraham Lincoln and...
The guy in front of PeeWee Herman... - Name two people shot in the back of the head in a theatre. Abe Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.
- What does Pee Wee Herman and John Wilks Booth have in common? They both got in big trouble for shooting someone in the back of the head in a theater.
- The actor who played Pee Wee Herman, Paul Reubens, has decided to start his own dry cleaning service. It's called Drop Your Pants and Jacket Off
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Herman One Liners
Which herman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with herman? I can suggest the ones about pee wee herman and lunatic.
- What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree? Stroganoff.
- what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos
- A man came into a movie theater Peewee Herman was later sent to jail
- I'm thinking of opening a Pee-wee Herman themed juice bar. It'll be called Jambi Juice.
- Coming in a theater near you.. ...Pea Wee Herman...
- How did Pee Wee Herman win the Bass Fishing Championship? He was a master baiter.
- How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain? Nine-Nine-Nine
Pee Wee Herman Jokes
Here is a list of funny pee wee herman jokes and even better pee wee herman puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- In 1991, Pee Wee Herman was arrested for m**... in a movie theater. What a lot of people do not realize is that he represented himself in court, believing he could get himself off.
- Another s**... assault allegation against Pee-wee Herman, he apparently s**... assaulted Anthony w**... in a movie theater.
- What did Pee-Wee Herman say to parents who accused him of being a child m**...? I know you are, but what am I?
Peewee Herman Jokes
Here is a list of funny peewee herman jokes and even better peewee herman puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What does Jeffrey d**... and Peewee Herman have in common? They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
Cheerful Herman Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about herman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hundred jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make herman pranks.
A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home.
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90, Please be careful!"
Herman said, "It's not just one car. There's hundreds of them!"
A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day.
A gang of snails approach him and beat him up. Herman is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises. Several hours later he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police station. Herman walks into the Sergeant's office.
"What happened to you? the officer asks.
"A gang of snails beat me up," Herman replied.
"Can you describe what they looked like?"
"I don't know," the sloth says. "It all happened so fast."
MacBeth meets the three witches on the marsh.
''Hail MacBeth. For a fee we will predict your future.''
-''Really? How much?''
''10 Pence per predicted year.''
''I want a prediction for my *whole* life.''
''That'll be 5 pence.''
- Herman Finkers
You're in the Army Now
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a South Alabama man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
Periodic abstinence as contraception can be successful, provided one meets three very strict conditions:
1. The woman must have a very regular menstrual cycle.
2. You must be able to count well.
3. And you must really love children.
Loosely translated from Herman Finkers. My favorite dutch comedian.
A senior citizen was driving down the freeway, when his phone rang
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"h**...," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Herman Cain is going to find out about the Coronavirus 5x5x5 plan.
Positive test within 5 days of TrumpRallyTulsa
He spread Coronavirus to least 5 of his friends
He only has 5 minutes left of his 15 minutes of fame
