The Best 11 Herm Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Herm jokes. There are some herm shelfie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these herm hermione puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Herm Jokes and Puns

If Hermione was a mathematician what would her kids be named?

Hermitwo and Hermithree.

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What did Hermes do when he broke the statue?

He Apollo-gized

Herm joke, What did Hermes do when he broke the statue?

A hermit in the middle east has not heard about any current events.

I guess you could say he lives under Iraq.

How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

Herman Cain is going to find out about the Coronavirus 5x5x5 plan.

Positive test within 5 days of TrumpRallyTulsa

He spread Coronavirus to least 5 of his friends

He only has 5 minutes left of his 15 minutes of fame

OC: What does Hermione use to ensure her children are able to use magic?

A Wizard Called Ron.

Herm joke, OC: What does Hermione use to ensure her children are able to use magic?

Why did the hermit crab refuse to go in his shell?

Because he was claw-strophobic!

Hermann von Salza is asked what time it is

"teu-ton" he responds

If Hermione was a boy, what would her parents have named him?


What does a hermaphroditic scot wear?

A polysporran.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the herm isle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working herm ron piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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