Heretic Jokes
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A man is suicidal and is about to jump off a building
Don't do it! shouts another man from behind him. God loves you and has given you life for a purpose.
Really? says the suicidal man.
Yes. Do you believe in God?
Yes.
Me too! Christian or non-Christian?
Christian.
Me too! Which denomination?
Protestant.
Me too! Which sub-denomination?
Lutheran.
Me too! KJV or ESV Bible?
ESV Bible.
Die, heretic! And the second man pushes the first man out of the building.
If I ever ran a tobacco company...
... I'd name my cigarettes "heretics". So anyone could burn his own heretic every single day.
Did you hear about that retired actress who was a heretic from Lebanon who married a woman?
She was a has-been thespian Wesleyan Lebanese lesbian.
What did the Romans say after they caught the heretic?
Nailed it.
What did the Pope say to the heretic who successfully lobbied to be buried on hallowed ground?
"What we have here is a failure to excommunicate!"
Fed up with all the denouncements, God finally decides to appear in front of an atheist...
To show that he is the Allmighty and omnipotent and put the heretic to his place, God asks the atheist for one wish that he *will* grant.
Atheist, after a careful consideration, replies:
"Erase my memory of this incident."
Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?
The heretic kept crossing the warp
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