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Popular Heres Short Jokes

Short heres jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The heres humour may include short dumbest jokes also.

  1. Clever yo mama jokes The title says it all.
    Heres one:
    Yo mama so fat that light bends around her.
  2. heres another corny joke Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
  3. Waste of time (machine) (To waste your time)
    (I invented a Time Machine)
    (At last)
    (I did it)
    (Heres the thing:)
    (Which you are doing.)
    (If you travel back in time)
    (You'll understand)
  4. heres another corny joke Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
  5. I lost half my weight in under a week, and heres how you can too! By stepping on a landmine.
  6. Heres a skate joke I just though up, i think you might appreciate it ;) Ingredients
    1 Roll up
    180º Bs Turn
    Land middle of deck on coping
    1 Roll away
    That's a recipe for "diasaster"
  7. What's a skeletons favorite instrument? Nothing! What did you expect they're dead and so is this joke!
  8. Heres what you do:
    1. Dinner
    2. Kiss
    3. Movie
    4. s**...
    5. Bring her back home
    6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting

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Heres One Liners

Which heres one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with heres? I can suggest the ones about prob and wheres.

  1. Heres a bit of advice: advi
  2. Heres a two word joke Dwarf shortage.
  3. Heres a sentence you've never heard. Hello. I'm a mute.
  4. heres a funny one Ctrl V
  5. heres a list of all my crushes orange

    pinapple
    cherry
    brad pitt
    in that order!!
  6. heres a funny one. womens rights /s
  7. you see heres the thing
  8. what is awesome and witty? heres a hint, join the two words and put a jew in there
  9. What was the name of h**...'s Political Party: A, B, C, or D? Heres a hint: It's not C!
  10. Heres a good knee s**... my life
  11. Here's to the g**... the hill. She wouldn't, but her sister will!
    HERES TO HER SISTER!

Heres joke, Here's to the g**... the hill.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about heres can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of heres puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Happy Heres Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about heres you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean whats jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make heres prank.

One boy tell the other: "There is an easy way to get what you want"

The other boy said, "How?"
"Tell people you know their secret"
The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, "I know your secret!"
The dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10"
The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!"
The mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15"
The boy then decides to try it on the mail man, "I know your secret!"
The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"

Heresy

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
"Religious."
"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
To which I said, "Die, heretic s**...!" and pushed him off.
~Emo Philips

2 boys were talking...

2 boys were talking and one said to the other, "There is an easy way to earn money..The other boy said, "How?" the boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret."The boy jumps up to his dad, "I know your secret!" dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10."The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!"mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15."The boy then tries it on the mail man, "I know your secret!" The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"

Mrs Donnelly: m**...? You took me husband Donnie on da trip to Guinness brewery, and heres you are alone. Where's me Donnie?

m**...: Its terrible news, miss. Donnie were leanin over one of those great big vats of stout, fell in and drowned.
Mrs Donnelly (starting to tear up): Oh lord in heaven... m**...! At least tell me he died quick.
m**...: I can't miss. He got out to pee three times.
Happy Saint Paddies ta ya all!

So heres one.

So a teenager walks into a store in the mall to buy a hat. He asks for what size he should get. The store manager tells him most of the hats are one size fits all. Just then a screaming toddler walks in followed by a young girl. The boy looks at them, turns to the store manager and says "that's what they said about the c**...."

A Jewish kid goes up to his dad...

Son: "Hey papa?"
Father: "Yes, ma' boy?"
Son: "I met this beautiful girl at temple today. I want to take her out. Can I borrow fifty bucks?
Father: "Forty bucks? What the heck are you gonna do with thirty bucks? Do I look like I have twenty bucks heres fifteen now take ten and bring me back five."

Heres joke, Here's to the g**... the hill.

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