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Herding sheep.

A sheep herder is watching his dog herd all their sheep into a pen. The dog finishes and says "Master, I've got all 30 sheep in the pen". The man looks at the sheep, then back to the dog and says "but I only count 26". The dog says "I know, I rounded them up".


A Welshman, Scot and Englishman

A Welshman, Scot and Englishman are walking when they come across a lantern and a genie pops out and grants them one wish each.

The Scot says: I am a sheep herder, like my dad before me. I want my country to be full of lovely sheep farms. Whoosh, and so it was.

The Englishman was amazed and says: I want a wall around England to keep those damned Scots and Welsh out. Bang, there was a wall around England.

The Welshman says: Tell me more about this wall.

The genie says: It's 200 feet high, 100 feet thick, it goes all around England, and nothing can get in or out.

The Welshman says: Fill it with water.


What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"


What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?



What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp


Sheep Herder [NSFW]

So this Irish man is riding his bike through the countryside when all of a sudden he sees a man having sex with a herd of sheep. So he rides down to a nearby house and sees a kid kid out front and he says "Hey kid, are those your sheep up there?" The kid says "Yeah". The guy says "There's a guy fucking one of your sheep!" And the kid says "Oh don't worry that's my Da-aaaa-d"


What do you call a rich goat herder?

A billy-ionaire!


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