Herder Jokes
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These hilarious jokes about sheep and goat herders are sure to have you in stitches! Whether it's Khalid's experience herding cats or the adventures of a sheep herder, these stories will leave you in stitches and laughing out loud! Read on to get a bit of comic relief!
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The Funniest Herder Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
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What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?
Herder
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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?
A p**...
What do you call a rich goat herder?
A billy-ionaire!
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A Welshman, Scot and Englishman
A Welshman, Scot and Englishman are walking when they come across a lantern and a genie pops out and grants them one wish each.
The Scot says: I am a sheep herder, like my dad before me. I want my country to be full of lovely sheep farms. Whoosh, and so it was.
The Englishman was amazed and says: I want a wall around England to keep those d**... Scots and Welsh out. Bang, there was a wall around England.
The Welshman says: Tell me more about this wall.
The genie says: It's 200 feet high, 100 feet thick, it goes all around England, and nothing can get in or out.
The Welshman says: Fill it with water.
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