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White kid and Black goat
A white man works in the black tribe as a doctor.
One day, a black guy whose wife is the most beautiful woman in tribe meets the doctor to blame him: "My wife has just born a daughter, but her skin is white. And you are the only white skin man in this tribe".
The doctor calmly answers that: "The nature is very wonderful and magical. You can see goats over there. There is a black one in the herd of white goats."
After think about that carefully, the black guy says: "Okay, I promise secrecy about my white daughter to buy your silence about that black goat".
There will be no shushing me!
Like the goats in my country, I will be herd.
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A m**... staying in an African village approached by the Chief...
The Chief says,
"Holy man, my wife just gave birth to a white child. Everyone in the village is black, except for you. "
The m**... begins to sweat until he notices a herd of goats outside.
"Chief, every once in a while, God makes his creation different from the others. Look at the goat outside. All of them are white, except for the one black one."
The chief leans into the m**...'s ear and whispers,
"I'll let you off the hook this time, but you keep quiet about goat, okay?"
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