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Once upon a time, there were two cavemen...

There were two cavemen overlooking the tundra.
Caveman 1: Hey look! A flock of elephants!
Caveman 2: Herd?
Caveman 1: Herd of what?
Caveman 2: HERD of elephants.
Caveman 1: 'course I have! There's a flock of them, right over there!

What do you get when a herd of elephants tramples Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What happened to Batman and Robin when a herd of elephants trampled over them ?

They became Flatman and Ribbon...

Did you hear about the antelope...

Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed?
He was a self dressed stamped antelope.

What would you rather be stamped on by a herd of elephants or an angry woman in high heels...

At least the elephants you could reason with

What is the difference between a priest and a rabbi?

They both aren't a herd of elephants getting in a squabble with a group of TSA workers at the airport.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Being trampled by a herd of elephants.

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