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Hercules had a brother who was way ballsier than he was.
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Why did Hercules not want to settle down with a wife and have children?
He'd already been through 9 labours and couldn't be arsed to go through a tenth!
What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?
Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.
My Favorite Character From Greek Mythology is the Crazy Brother of Hercules...
... Testiclees.
He was nuts.
Why is Hercules the most suitable midwife out of all the demigods?
Because he's already been through 12 labours!
What is the name of Hercule's cautious brother?
Carefules.
After millenia of lackluster inclusion of women, there will now be a female version of Hercules.
Ironically, her name will be Himcules
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