herbivore Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious herbivore stories

What are the best Herbivore puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Herbivore? Well here is a complete list of Herbivore dad jokes:

My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan.

It's like I've never seen herbivore.


I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian...

I've never met *herbivore*



This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club

but I'd never met herbivore.


This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club.

I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore.


I met this vegetarian girl yesterday

i had never met herbivore


This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club

..but I'd never met herbivore.


An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"


Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend?

Nah, I've never met herbivore.


This girl came up to me and asked if I remembered her from the vegetarian club...

but I don't think I'd seen herbivore.


Apparently you can survive just by eating plants.

That's something I haven't herbivore.


A girl says she remembers me from the vegetarian convention...

...but I swear I've never met herbivore.


I met a girl who said she'd met me at Vegetarian club...

But I swear I've never seen herbivore!


Vegetarian Club

I met a girl that said she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but i had never met herbivore.


Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs?

He liked his salads a little meteor.


Today a girl said she recognized me from our vegetarian club,

But I'm pretty sure I've met herbivore.


A girl came up to me the other day...

and told me she saw me at the vegan club but I never saw herbivore.


What did the vegan say when a new girl sat down at her lunch table?

"I've never seen herbivore."


Did you hear that my girlfriend is vegetarian?

No, I haven't seen herbivore.


How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.


Researchers discovered multiple piles of Bigfoot dung.

They observed what looked like porcupine quills In the piles of dung.
One researcher said "based on my previous studies, Bigfoot is an herbivore. The painful act of eating porcupines is something Bigfoot simply does not do."
The other replied "Well based on this evidence, that's definitely something they do do."

(You're welcome / I'm sorry)



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