Herbivore Jokes

What are some Herbivore jokes?

My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan.

It's like I've never seen herbivore.

My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian

It's like I've never known herbivore

This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant...

But I've never met herbivore!

A stranger just came up to me and told me she was vegan...

I swear I've met herbivore

This girl was handing out vegan pamphlets when she said she recognized me

I said I never met herbivore

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club

Which was weird, because I'd never met herbivore.

I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian...

I've never met *herbivore*


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"Have you seen my vegetarian girlfriend?"

"No, I have not seen herbivore."

A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club

But I'd never met herbivore.

Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants?

That is something i never herbivore!

This chick came up to me and claimed she recognized me from a vegan meeting

but I'd never met herbivore

I met this vegetarian girl yesterday

i had never met herbivore

I met this vegetarian and she looks very familiar

Seems like I met herbivore

This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club

But I've never met herbivore.

This woman said she met me in a vegetarian restaurant

But i never met herbivore

A girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from the local vegetarian restaurant......

I'm very confused as I've never met herbivore.

A girl said she met me at the vegetarian meetup...

I don't think I've met herbivore.

I met a new girl in work today, and she was a vegan

I've never seen herbivore

A girl said she has seen me in a vegetarian meeting...

I told her I have never met herbivore

What did the Transgender Brontosaurus that formerly ate meat say, when visiting his old place?

"I've been herbivore."

An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...

An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.

M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"

T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"

My vegan friend asked me if I've met his new girlfriend

I said I've never seen herbivore

I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant

There was a woman there who claimed that she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore.

Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club

But I'm sure I never met herbivore..

I found out a friend was a vegan and it completely changed how I thought about her.

It was like I didn't know herbivore.

My friend changed a lot when she became a vegetarian

...it's like I've never seen herbivore.

A vegan girl came up to me and spoke as if she knew me.

But I had never met herbivore.

This girl came up to me and asked if I remembered her from the vegetarian club...

but I don't think I'd seen herbivore.

Apparently you can survive just by eating plants.

That's something I haven't herbivore.

This cute vegetarian said she knew me

But I never met herbivore

This girl came up to me today saying she recognised me from the Vegan club...

I was confused, as I'd never met herbivore

I ran into this vegan girl at a cafe the other day

She said she knew me, but I had never met herbivore!

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegans Club

But I'd swear I've never met herbivore.....

My friend asked me if I'd go on a date with his vegetarian friend.

"I dunno", I replied "never met herbivore"

^^^^^^sorry

I met a girl at a vegan bar who told me she knew me

I never met herbivore.

People assume I'm vegetarian

Just this morning a lady recognized me from vegan club. I swear I never met herbivore

A vegetarian girl told me I looked familiar...

But I was certain that I hadn't met herbivore.

Girl: Do you know my friend Helen?

Guy: No, what is she like?

Girl: She's the vegetarian.

Guy: Can't say I've met herbivore.

I ran into a vegan girl who said she knew me..

.. But I swear I hadn't seen herbivore.

A women stopped me in the coffee shop the other day claiming she met me through a vegetarian-only dating website...

but I had never met herbivore.

My girl friend just turned vegan.

It's like I've never seen herbivore!

This vegan I met said she knew me

But I'd never seen herbivore

When I found out that my girlfriend was a vegan...

I pretended I'd never met herbivore.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

I met a girl who said she'd met me at Vegetarian club...

But I swear I've never seen herbivore!

A girl says she remembers me from the vegetarian convention...

...but I swear I've never met herbivore.

This girl came up to me today, and claimed she knew me from her vegetable club.

I'd never met herbivore.

Today I saw my girlfriend for the first time since she decided to become a vegan.

It's like I've never seen herbivore.

I went to a vegetarian restaurant

I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant the other day and there was this girl who said she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore.

I was at a meetup for vegetarians recently

and this lady started talking to me like I knew who she was, but I swear I never met herbivore.

Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs?

He liked his salads a little meteor.

Dinosaur

Dinosaur : I ran into a girl at a vegan restaurant.

But i never met herbivore.

Two T-Rexes are having a conversation...

One T-Rex tells the other "I ran into a girl at a vegan restaurant who said she knew me... But I never met herbivore!"

(Someone please end my suffering)

A vegetarian said she recognised me which was a bit strange because I'd never seen herbivore

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