Herbivore Jokes
88 herbivore jokes and hilarious herbivore puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about herbivore that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Herbivore Short Jokes
Short herbivore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The herbivore humour may include short vegetarian jokes also.
- My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan. It's like I've never seen herbivore.
- My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore
- This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant... But I've never met herbivore!
- This girl was handing out vegan pamphlets when she said she recognized me I said I never met herbivore
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club Which was weird, because I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm going out with a girl I met online who's a vegetarian... I've never met *herbivore*
:) - I want to tell you about a girl I know who only eats plants... ...you've probably never heard of herbivore.
- I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You've probably never heard of herbivore.
- Did you guys hear that you can survive just on plants? That is something i never herbivore!
- This chick came up to me and claimed she recognized me from a vegan meeting but I'd never met herbivore
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Herbivore One Liners
Which herbivore one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with herbivore? I can suggest the ones about vegan and veggie.
- I once went on a blind date with a vegan I never met herbivore
- A stranger just came up to me and told me she was vegan... I swear I've met herbivore
- My girlfriend changed a lot since becoming a vegan It's like I've never seen herbivore.
- "Have you seen my vegetarian girlfriend?" "No, I have not seen herbivore."
- A woman once said she recognized me from the vegetarian club But I'd never met herbivore.
- I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore
- I met this vegetarian and she looks very familiar Seems like I met herbivore
- This girl reckons she met me at the vegetarian club But I've never met herbivore.
- This woman said she met me in a vegetarian restaurant But i never met herbivore
- A girl said she met me at the vegetarian meetup... I don't think I've met herbivore.
- I met a new girl in work today, and she was a vegan I've never seen herbivore
- I want to tell you about a vegan girl. You've probably never heard of herbivore.
- My vegan friend asked me if I've met his new girlfriend I said I've never seen herbivore
- A vegan girl came up to me and spoke as if she knew me. But I had never met herbivore.
- Apparently you can survive just by eating plants. That's something I haven't herbivore.
Quirky and Hilarious Herbivore Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about herbivore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean herb and fish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make herbivore pranks.
I met a girl who said she'd met me at Vegetarian club...
But I swear I've never seen herbivore!
A girl says she remembers me from the vegetarian convention...
...but I swear I've never met herbivore.
This girl came up to me and asked if I remembered her from the vegetarian club...
but I don't think I'd seen herbivore.
What's the difference between a gorilla and your mother ?
A gorilla is ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabits the forests of central Africa, & your mother is a nice lady.
... Also I did not have s**... with a gorilla.
An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...
An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.
M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"
T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"
Why did god kill all the herbivore dinosaurs?
He liked his salads a little meteor.
I was at a meetup for vegetarians recently
and this lady started talking to me like I knew who she was, but I swear I never met herbivore.
What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?
I've seen herbivore.
When I found out that my girlfriend was a vegan...
I pretended I'd never met herbivore.
This vegan I met said she knew me
But I'd never seen herbivore
This girl came up to me today, and claimed she knew me from her vegetable club.
I'd never met herbivore.
I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant
There was a woman there who claimed that she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore.
A girl said she has seen me in a vegetarian meeting...
I told her I have never met herbivore
A vegetarian girl told me I looked familiar...
But I was certain that I hadn't met herbivore.
I found out a friend was a vegan and it completely changed how I thought about her.
It was like I didn't know herbivore.
I went to a vegetarian restaurant
I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant the other day and there was this girl who said she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore.
Girl: Do you know my friend Helen?
Guy: No, what is she like?
Girl: She's the vegetarian.
Guy: Can't say I've met herbivore.
My friend asked me if I'd go on a date with his vegetarian friend.
"I dunno", I replied "never met herbivore"
^^^^^^sorry
My friend changed a lot when she became a vegetarian
...it's like I've never seen herbivore.
This cute vegetarian said she knew me
But I never met herbivore
People assume I'm vegetarian
Just this morning a lady recognized me from vegan club. I swear I never met herbivore
Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club
But I'm sure I never met herbivore..
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegans Club
But I'd swear I've never met herbivore.....
I ran into a vegan girl who said she knew me..
.. But I swear I hadn't seen herbivore.
What did the Transgender Brontosaurus that formerly ate meat say, when visiting his old place?
"I've been herbivore."
This vegan chick came up to me and started talking like she knew me...
...but I never met herbivore.
I ran into this vegan girl at a cafe the other day
She said she knew me, but I had never met herbivore!
This girl came up to me today saying she recognised me from the Vegan club...
I was confused, as I'd never met herbivore
I met a girl at a vegan bar who told me she knew me
I never met herbivore.
Today I saw my girlfriend for the first time since she decided to become a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
My girl friend just turned vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore!
A women stopped me in the coffee shop the other day claiming she met me through a vegetarian-only dating website...
but I had never met herbivore.
A girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from the local vegetarian restaurant......
I'm very confused as I've never met herbivore.
Do you know the girl that eats only plants?
I'll bet you've never heard of herbivore.
I hadn't seen my grandma for a long time, she looked so different from the last time I'd seen her. She told me that she had become a vegan for a few months now.
She had changed so much since she became a vegan. It was like I'd never seen herbivore.
My friend has changed so much since becoming vegetarian...
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
How can you tell a dinosaur is an herbivore?
They will tell you within three minutes of meeting them and remind you every fifth sentence.
I went to my local all you can eat buffet...
and there was this girl only choosing vegetables?
I thought, I've never seen herbivore.
This vegan girl said she knew me from somewhere
I told her I never met herbivore
My Friend really changed once she become a vegetarian...
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
This girl told me today that she recognised me from Vegetarian Club.
I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.
Why are herbivores atheist?
Cuz they don't prey
I was going to tell a joke about the girl who eats plants
But you've probably never herbivore
My friend really changed after she became a vegetarian
It's almost like I have never seen herbivore
A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from Vegan Club.
Pretty sure I'd never met herbivore
My friend really changed when she became a vegan
It was like i have never seen herbivore
My girlfriend told me she was a vegetarian.
It's like I've never seen herbivore
A T-Rex and a Velociraptor are sitting at the bar
The Velociraptor points to a Triceratops in the corner and says "Why is he getting served first?" and the T-Rex says "because he was herbivorous"
