The Best 9 Herbert Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Herbert jokes. There are some herbert arnold jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these herbert gertrude puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Herbert Jokes and Puns

A old man was driving down the freeway when his wife called his cell phone.

"Herbert, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herbert, "It's hundreds of them!"

A woman with terminal sickness calls for her husband for a final talk.

"Hebert" *cough* "Everything is settled for my final departure, I just have one final thing to ask of you" *cough* "Should you ever find a new woman in your life please do not let her wear my clothes..."

Herbert: "Okay hun, I promise... she's not your size anyway..."

Want to know why Herbert Hoover was my favorite president?

Because he actually gave a dam.

Herbert joke, Want to know why Herbert Hoover was my favorite president?

My friend Herbert killed himself last night.

Apparently, it was herbicide.

One for the classical music fans [OC]

For those who aren't, Herbert von Karajan was an acclaimed symphony conductor in the 20th century. You need to know that his name is pronounced approximately "KAHRY-on."

Not many people know it, but the maestro actually had a second career outside of music, he was a successful luggage designer.

I mean, surely you've heard of...Karajan Luggage?


Herbert the Pervert Has a Favorite Construction Material, What is it?

Sement.

My friend Herbert recently died from an overdose of weedkiller.

The cause of death was determined to be Herbicide.

Herbert joke, My friend Herbert recently died from an overdose of weedkiller.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

A musician dies and goes to heaven

there he sees an old guy with long white hair and a beard swinging his arms and gesticulating like crazy.

"Who's that?" he asks.

"Oh, him" Saint Peter sighs "That's God. He's turned crazy. Megalomanical! He thinks he's Herbert von Karajan!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the herbert robert jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working herbert george piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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