Herbert Jokes
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A woman with terminal sickness calls for her husband for a final talk.
"Hebert" *cough* "Everything is settled for my final departure, I just have one final thing to ask of you" *cough* "Should you ever find a new woman in your life please do not let her wear my clothes..."
Herbert: "Okay hun, I promise... she's not your size anyway..."
Want to know why Herbert Hoover was my favorite president?
Because he actually gave a dam.
My friend Herbert killed himself last night.
Apparently, it was herbicide.
One for the classical music fans
For those who aren't, Herbert von Karajan was an acclaimed symphony conductor in the 20th century. You need to know that his name is pronounced approximately "KAHRY-on."
Not many people know it, but the maestro actually had a second career outside of music, he was a successful luggage designer.
I mean, surely you've heard of...Karajan Luggage?
Herbert the Pervert Has a Favorite Construction Material, What is it?
Sement.
A musician dies and goes to heaven
there he sees an old guy with long white hair and a beard swinging his arms and gesticulating like crazy.
"Who's that?" he asks.
"Oh, him" Saint Peter sighs "That's God. He's turned crazy. Megalomanical! He thinks he's Herbert von Karajan!"
Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?
Because he never let the dust settle.
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