The Best 21 Herbal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Herbal jokes. There are some herbal medicinal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these herbal ech puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Herbal Jokes and Puns

Two doctors, Jenkins and Smith, are treating a man with lung disease.

They're explaining how him smoking weed led to his condition worsening.

But it's just herbal! the patient protested. How can it be bad?

Dr Jenkins sighed. Apricot stones contain lethal amounts of cyanide. There is a certain plant in my back garden - if you sit under it for just ten minutes, you will die. Just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe for you!

The man seemed to accept that, and after he and the doctors parted ways, Dr Smith asked, What is that plant that kills you if you sit under it?

A water lily.

My herbal addiction is getting out of control. Rosemary, Sage, anything to get that herbal hit. When the money ran out I raided the garden, that's cleared out now. Some friends have been lending me some of theirs, but it's not enough to keep me going.

I'm just living on borrowed thyme.

Why can communists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Herbal joke, Why can communists only drink herbal tea?

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

I went to an herbalist looking for wisdom.

All he gave me was *sage* advice.


What's the best herbal remedy for cuts and scrapes?

Thyme. It heals all wounds

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Herbal joke, Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

You know what they say about herbal medicine...

Thyme heals all wounds.

Why does a socialist only drink Herbal Tea?

Because Proper Tea is theft.

(This might be the most British joke I know).

Why do Marxist's prefer herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Crude Oil massage

Barber : shoul I massage ur head ?

Me : ok, which oil will u use ?

Barber : Almond Oil is for 250โ‚น

Me : herbal oil ?

Barber: 150โ‚น

Me: Coconut Oil

Barber : 100โ‚น

Me : anything cheaper than this ?

Barber *to his helper* : chhotu, get that barrel of crude oil

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Have you heard of Mussolini's herbal locomotive fuel?

He made the trains run on thyme.

I called the cops after hearing my neighbor yelling and screaming at his cup of tea for hours on end

It was herbal abuse

The ice breaker I used for my graduation speech today

What do you call the speed of an herbal beverage at any given time?

A. Veloci-tea

Herbal Doctors,

someone should tell them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds.

I need puns about tea! (Herbal and medicinal tea) for the chalkboard outside my sisters shop. Please help?

Something better than R2Tea2

Herbal joke, I need puns about tea! (Herbal and medicinal tea) for the chalkboard outside my sisters shop. Please

What do you call a gay herbal doctor?

A homeosexual.

What do you call Hannah Montana when she spills herbal tea on herself?

Chamomiley Cyrus

Did you hear about the Native American that drank 400 oz of his favorite herbal caffeine in one sitting?

Nobody did, because he died drowning in his TeePee.


I'm working on a new line of soothing, caffeine-free, herbal tea for ladies.

It's going to be called The Steepoverยฎ

Why do they only serve herbal tea at Communist Party meetings?

Because property is theft.

(i know it's an oldie but I've never seen it here)

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We suggest to use only working herbal remedy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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