Hepatitis Jokes

Funniest Hepatitis Short Jokes

Short hepatitis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hepatitis humour may include short epidemic jokes also.

1. What'd you get on the test? she asked me. I can't remember, either A or B I replied Either way, it's hepatitis and now you have it too
2. The doctors tell me I have Alzheimer's, cancer and hepatitis. It could be worse. I could have Alzheimer's.
3. Buddy of mine was complaining about work, having a hard time dealing with his two aides. I said tell me about it, I just got my third hepatitis.
4. My doctor told me that I had Hepatitis B When I told my Asian dad, he said, "Why you no get Hepatitis A?"
5. Frank was feeling ill so he went to see a doctor Spanish Doctor: It seems you have caught a terrible illness.
   Frank: Is it Hepatitis?
   Spanish Doctor: sí
6. I wasn't happy getting A,B and C in my results today. Having three types of Hepatitis is almost unheard of.
7. I had to take a hepatitis test today I studied real hard and still got a "C"
8. I walked into a blood bank and asked the nurse for a glass of Hepatitis B. "Sorry," she said, "is HepC okay?"
9. I was stung by a dangerous bug. A Hepatitis bee.
10. A doctor tells a man from New York he has Hepatitis B The man replies: Yeah, but what kind?

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Hepatitis One Liners

Which hepatitis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hepatitis? I can suggest the ones about illness and aids.

1. I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect... ....That Hepatitis Bee
2. Mom, I got an A! "Oh great honey, in what?"
   Hepatitis
3. I just took a test and got an A, B, and a C!! These Hepatitis tests are a joke.
4. I passed my physical exam! But I only got a C in Hepatitis.
5. I had my hepatitis test today.... I did pretty well! I had one A, two B's, and a C!
6. What's the most common disease in Canada? Hepatitis Eh.
7. You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee
8. I love taking a Hepatitis test I always get an A
9. Where is the most dangerous place to swim? Hepatitis C.
10. What do you call a bee that is not welcome in the hive? Hepatitis B
11. What killed all the 1920's gangsters? hepatitis see
12. Got my grades today... ... and I got an A+ in on my Hepatitis test!
13. My girlfriend has a bee problem Hepatitis B
14. Did you hear about the really dangerous insect? Hepatitis B
15. I visited Canada and got an STD Hepatitis A.

Great Hepatitis Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about hepatitis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hexadecimal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hepatitis pranks.