Hepatitis Jokes

• Short Hepatitis Jokes
• Hepatitis One Liners
• Hepatitis C Jokes
• More Hepatitis Jokes

Funniest Hepatitis Short Jokes

Short hepatitis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hepatitis humour may include short epidemic jokes also.

1. What'd you get on the test? she asked me. I can't remember, either A or B I replied Either way, it's hepatitis and now you have it too
2. The doctors tell me I have Alzheimer's, cancer and hepatitis. It could be worse. I could have Alzheimer's.
3. Buddy of mine was complaining about work, having a hard time dealing with his two aides. I said tell me about it, I just got my third hepatitis.
4. My doctor told me that I had Hepatitis B When I told my Asian dad, he said, "Why you no get Hepatitis A?"
5. My parents think im a failure... I cant wait to show them the A i got on my hepatitis test
6. What did the Fonz catch from sleeping with too many loose women? Hepatitis Ayyyy!
7. I got an STD from a Canadian woman Hepatitis eh.
8. I took a hepatitis test. I got two A's, a B, and a C!
9. My girlfriend has a bee problem Hepatitis B
10. Frank was feeling ill so he went to see a doctor Spanish Doctor: It seems you have caught a terrible illness.
    Frank: Is it Hepatitis?
    Spanish Doctor: sí

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Hepatitis One Liners

Which hepatitis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hepatitis? I can suggest the ones about illness and aids.

1. I'll tell you what's a dangerous insect... ....That Hepatitis Bee
2. Mom, I got an A! "Oh great honey, in what?"
   Hepatitis
3. I just took a test and got an A, B, and a C!! These Hepatitis tests are a joke.
4. I passed my physical exam! But I only got a C in Hepatitis.
5. I had my hepatitis test today.... I did pretty well! I had one A, two B's, and a C!
6. What's the most common disease in Canada? Hepatitis Eh.
7. You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee
8. Just found out I passed my Hepatitis test today! I got a C!
9. I love taking a Hepatitis test I always get an A
10. Where is the most dangerous place to swim? Hepatitis C.
11. What disease is ravaging canada? hepatitis eh
12. What do you call a bee that is not welcome in the hive? Hepatitis B
13. What killed all the 1920's gangsters? hepatitis see
14. I passed my hepatitis test with flying colours! I got an A, two B's and a C!
15. Got my grades today... ... and I got an A+ in on my Hepatitis test!

Hepatitis C Jokes

Here is a list of funny hepatitis c jokes and even better hepatitis c puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My hepatitis tests turned out good... I got an A, a B, and a C.
• I passed my hepatitis tests I got an A, a B, and a C
• I wasn't happy getting A,B and C in my results today. Having three types of Hepatitis is almost unheard of.
• I had to take a hepatitis test today I studied real hard and still got a "C"

Great Hepatitis Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about hepatitis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hexadecimal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hepatitis pranks.