Hens Lay Jokes
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- Asked a hen how many eggs it lays daily? It said: two eggs
I said: Oh strange!
It said: what's strange? the fact that I lay two eggs?
I said: no, the fact that you talk - What do you call it when all the hens in the coup resign the same day from their jobs laying eggs? chicken tenders.
- Old McDonald's prized hen asked another chicken to lay on her egg for a while But it cracked under the pressure
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Hens Lay One Liners
Which hens lay one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hens lay? I can suggest the ones about egg laying and rooster and hen.
- What kind of eggs do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs!
- What sound does a French hen make when it lays an egg? Oeuf.
- What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs!
- What do gay hens lay? *heyyyyyyyggs*
- Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break!
- For fresh omelettes, visit Texas in summer. Hens lay them.
Hens Lay Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hens lay you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laying eggs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hens lay pranks.
A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different c**...,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
An attractive middle-aged woman sits at a bar...
... she orders a drink and a man sits beside her. They are both looking rather glum so she asks him what's the matter. He replies that he has a large chicken farm but none of the hens are laying fertile eggs, if this continues he will be out of business very soon. The man notices the woman is rather upset too, so he asks what her woes are. She says with a sigh 'I am just like one of your chickens' and continues to explain that for many years she and her ungrateful husband had tried to have a child, nothing had worked. They sit in silence for a short time, the woman looks at the man and asks if there is anything he can do to fix his chicken problem. He replies, 'I suppose I could try changing c**...' she winks at him, ' I suppose I could try that too'
How does the stock market work?
Cletus and Wade watching the sunset on their tractor have a chat.
Cletus: Wade, I keep hearing on the radio, TV, read in the papers about the stock market but I still have no idea it is. Do you know?
Wade: How should I explain this to you... Let's say you buy some eggs for your farm, these eggs hatch and now you have chicks, these chicks grow up to be hens which lay more eggs out of which you get more chicks that grow up to be hens and so on and so forth and your farm is full of them. One day a b**... flood ravages your land and takes all of them downstream.
Then you sit and think to yourself: *ducks... I should have gotten ducks.* That's what the stock market is like.
Soup for the Mind in riddle form
1. a rooster lays an egg at the very top of a pointed roof. which way does the egg roll??
2. A plane crashes directly in the middle of the border between Canada and U.S.A. where where the survivors buried?
3. Two babys were born from the same mother, on the same day, of the same year, on the same minute, yet were not twins... how is this possible??
Answeres
1. roosters dont lay eggs, hens do
2. the survivors wouldnt need to be buried, the dead would
3. they were part of a triplet,not twins
i know they are old and easy, but better ones WILL come.