Henry Viii Jokes

Funniest Henry Viii Short Jokes

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1. King Henry VIII had six wives. He beheaded two of them. Those were his axe wives.
   (this joke is courtesy of my father)
2. How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room? Amble in
   (Anne Boyeyn)
   I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
3. My wife said I should be treating her like a queen... I said, only if I can be King Henry the VIII.
4. Did you know King Henry VIII had an insatiable sweet tooth and was particularly fond of honey? It's why two of his wives were bee-headed
5. I saw a man on the street dressed as Henry VIII. He was sitting on the sidewalk asking people for money.
   I thought, that can't be right; beggars can't be Tudors?
6. Why didn't 2 of King Henry the VIII's wives give him any head? They didn't have any head to give
7. My girlfriend and I stole some Henry VIII posters from a second-hand shop. It was a great free-king time.
8. During the reign of Henry the VIII, what was the favorite game at Windsor Castle? Queen for a day!
9. "How do I remember all of Henry VIII's wives?" my son asked. "There's an easy way," I replied. "Yes, yes, no, maybe when drunk, no, from behind."

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Henry Viii One Liners

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1. What happened to king Henry the VIII's wife's head? (removed)
2. What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler? Executed.
3. Why did Henry VIII fail his classes? Because he lost all his Tudors.
4. Why couldn't Henry VIII breath? He had no heir.
5. When Henry VIII has trouble in school, what does he do? He hires a Tudor.
6. Why did Henry VIII call an AC repairman? He wanted air to the throne.
7. Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
8. What did Henry VIII say to his wife? Easier dead than son, huh
9. What was Henry VIII's favorite sport? Anne Bowlin'
10. Henry VIII's wife is covered in bite marks Because he's Tudor
11. Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with? Anne Boleyn's.
12. What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein.

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