Henry Jokes

Funniest Henry Short Jokes

Short henry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The henry humour may include short king henry jokes also.

1. What do kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name.
2. King henry viii had six wives. He beheaded two of them. Those were his axe wives.
   (this joke is courtesy of my father)
3. Henry Tudor: "I'm going to build a car park in the centre of Leicester." Richard III: "Over my dead body."
4. Henry Ford owned a brothel He packed the brothel with the most beautiful women in Detroit. Any man could come in and take one out on a date. They were known as the Ford Escorts.
5. How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room? Amble in
   (Anne Boyeyn)
   I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
6. Do you know why the unit of feet was once based on the foot of king Henry the 1st? Cause he was the absolute ruler.
7. Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick
8. My wife said I should be treating her like a queen... I said, only if I can be King Henry the VIII.
9. Why did they put Patrick Henry in a submarine? Because he said "Give me liberty or give me depth".
10. Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable? He had a killer final draft.

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Henry One Liners

Which henry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with henry? I can suggest the ones about henry viii and .

1. What happened to king Henry the VIII's wife's head? (removed)
2. I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford. It's an autobiography.
3. Why couldn't Henry David Thoreau leave his house? He was Walden.
4. Why did Henry VIII fail his classes? Because he lost all his Tudors.
5. Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman? Because he was a VI KING.
6. Why was king Henry the 8th terrible at conversations? He would always cut people off.
7. Why couldn't Henry VIII breath? He had no heir.
8. When Henry VIII has trouble in school, what does he do? He hires a Tudor.
9. Why did Henry VIII call an AC repairman? He wanted air to the throne.
10. Shouldn't Henry Ford have written an auto-biography?
11. What do you call two contented gay Irish men? Henry Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzhenry
12. Henry David! Why are you taking so long organizing your notes? I just want to be Thoreau.
13. Why did Henry VII's bid for the English crown cost so much to insure? It was a Tudor coup
14. How did Henry V reload his rifle? Once more into the breech, dear friends
15. How is a gardener like professor Henry Higgins? they both have a horticulture.

Henry Viii Jokes

Here is a list of funny henry viii jokes and even better henry viii puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know King Henry VIII had an insatiable sweet tooth and was particularly fond of honey? It's why two of his wives were bee-headed
• I saw a man on the street dressed as Henry VIII. He was sitting on the sidewalk asking people for money.
  I thought, that can't be right; beggars can't be Tudors?
• My girlfriend and I stole some Henry VIII posters from a second-hand shop. It was a great free-king time.
• During the reign of Henry the VIII, what was the favorite game at Windsor Castle? Queen for a day!
• Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
• What did Henry VIII say to his wife? Easier dead than son, huh
• "How do I remember all of Henry VIII's wives?" my son asked. "There's an easy way," I replied. "Yes, yes, no, maybe when drunk, no, from behind."
• What was Henry VIII's favorite sport? Anne Bowlin'
• Henry VIII's wife is covered in bite marks Because he's Tudor
• Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with? Anne Boleyn's.

King Henry Jokes

Here is a list of funny king henry jokes and even better king henry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did King Henry V want to do on the last day of his vacation? Once more unto the beach
• King Henry, Africa called... They want their food back.

Henry Ford Jokes

Here is a list of funny henry ford jokes and even better henry ford puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear that Henry Ford wrote a book? The driving point is that it's auto-biographical.

Henry Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about henry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make henry pranks.