The Best 13 Hendrix Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Hendrix jokes. There are some hendrix hopscotch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hendrix jimi hendrix puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Hendrix Jokes and Puns
A bass player dies and goes to hell
when he gets there, he's surprised to find Keith Moon immediately greeting him.
Hey man, you've gotta join our band. We've got Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn on guitar, and Im on drums
the bassist looks confused and says wait, this is hell right? that sounds awesome!
well satan's got a girlfriend who sings
What did the guitar student say when his teacher gave him advice on how to sound more like Jimi Hendrix?
"Thanks, I appreciate the feedback."
What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?
Trying to get out of his grave.
Jimmy Hendrix died in a pool of his own vomit
Do you guys know how much vomit it takes to fill up a pool?
(*Bill Hicks?)
I ran into a 19 year old hipster who's favorite musician was Jimi Hendrix...
It was so strange to see a hipster who liked older music, so I had to ask, What about his music did you like so much?
I just love underground artists he replied.
What did Jimi Hendrix say when he was thrown into prison?
There must be some kinda way outta here.
A man named Joe came into my store wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. He started to leave, and I noticed he had some Dubble Bubble he hadn't paid for.
"Hey Joe, where you going with that gum in your hand?"
I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week!
At least, that's what my doctor told me…
TIL Jimi Hendrix didn't die
God just wanted guitar lessons
What do you call an acclaimed guitarist who raises chickens?
A Hen-drix
How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?
With a chihuahua pedal.
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They say Jimi Hendrix was so good at playing guitar he could play in his sleep
too bad he wasn't that good at throwing up
What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?
*S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
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