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Funniest Hendrix Short Jokes

Short hendrix jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hendrix humour may include short pedal jokes also.

  1. Whilst in the pub my friend asked me to name just 3 qatar players? I said George Harrison, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix
  2. What did the guitar student say when his teacher gave him advice on how to sound more like Jimi Hendrix? "Thanks, I appreciate the feedback."
  3. What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive? Trying to get out of his grave.
  4. Jimi Hendrix's hairstyle attracted many women like moth to flame. It was like an Afrodisiac.
  5. What did Jimi Hendrix say when he was thrown into prison? There must be some kinda way outta here.
  6. They say Jimi Hendrix was so good at playing guitar he could play in his sleep too bad he wasn't that good at throwing up
  7. What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*
  8. Jimmy Hendrix died in a pool of his own v**... Do you guys know how much v**... it takes to fill up a pool?
    (*Bill Hicks?)

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Hendrix One Liners

Which hendrix one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hendrix? I can suggest the ones about jimi hendrix and piano.

  1. How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal.
  2. I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week! At least, that's what my doctor told me…
  3. TIL Jimi Hendrix didn't die God just wanted guitar lessons
  4. What do you call an acclaimed guitarist who raises chickens? A Hen-drix
  5. Why didn't Jimmy Hendrix play bass Too much acid
  6. I'm long, brown, and I love bowls. Jimi Hendrix.

Hendrix joke, I'm long, brown, and I love bowls.

Humorous Hendrix Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about hendrix you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jimmy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hendrix pranks.

A bass player dies and goes to h**...

when he gets there, he's surprised to find Keith Moon immediately greeting him.
Hey man, you've gotta join our band. We've got Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn on guitar, and Im on drums
the bassist looks confused and says wait, this is h**... right? that sounds awesome!
well satan's got a girlfriend who sings

I ran into a 19 year old hipster who's favorite musician was Jimi Hendrix...

It was so strange to see a hipster who liked older music, so I had to ask, What about his music did you like so much?
I just love underground artists he replied.

A man named Joe came into my store wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt. He started to leave, and I noticed he had some Dubble Bubble he hadn't paid for.

"Hey Joe, where you going with that gum in your hand?"

Hendrix joke, They say Jimi Hendrix was so good at playing guitar he could play in his sleep