Following is our collection of funny Hen jokes. There are some hen henhouse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hen pullet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
She was a mathamachicken
That's it
she couldn't see that well
Chicken sees a salad
A hen and her chick are having a talk.
"Why do humans have names, but us chickens don't? All we have is chicken, or hen.", asks the chick.
"Well, humans may have names when they are ALIVE, but when they are dead, they are only called ghosts.", Says the hen, "but, we have lots of names when we are dead. Such as chicken curry, fried chicken, roast chicken...."
One day she'd just had un œuf.
A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
It said: two eggs
I said: Oh strange!
It said: what's strange? the fact that I lay two eggs?
I said: no, the fact that you talk
His dad answers "A hen, son."
"And a male chicken?" asks the boy. "They're called a rooster."
"How about a baby chicken?" to which his dad answers "A chick."
"So dad, what's a chicken?"
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
A mathamachicken.
You can explore hen roost reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean hen peacock dad jokes. There are also hen puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Chicken tinder....
Chick: Why do humans get names but we don't? We are only called hens, or chickens or roosters.
Hen: Well, WE might not get names but when we die, we have many names. Humans on the other hand, are only called zombies or ghosts.
Chick: What are we called when we die then?
Hen: Names such as, curry chicken, roast chicken, fried chicken..
An egg beater
There was a boy who lived on a farm. He decided that he wanted to pull an Easter prank. So the next morning he went into the hen house and swapped out all the eggs for colorful Easter eggs. When the rooster came in he took one look at the eggs and then immediate ran and killed the peacock.
Not the best joke but it made me chuckle
But that was hen and this is cow.
It was the best hen thai I've ever seen.
The rooster. ;)
Oeuf.
The sandwich artist says, "Sorry, we don't serve chicken."
He kept it in the shed.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John caught it and kept it in the shed again.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John once again caught it and kept it in the shed.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John now caught it, killed it, cooked it and ate it.
But the hen was stubborn ....
Deviled eggs!
She was a **mathema-chicken.**
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What do you call a hen staring at a head of lettuce?
A Chicken-sees-a-salad......
Because he was using fowl language.
I like to yell, "you're not my real hen!" and run away...
A dead hen.
... One of the hens is flustered and worried, so she tells the other hen, "I think one of us is gonna get it! I heard Farmer Brown tell Neighbour Jones that he was gonna stay home and choke the chicken tonight!"
A guy goes to the Doctors and he says "Doctor, I'm really worried about my brother, he thinks he's a Hen "
The Doctor says "well have you taken him to see a psychiatrist?", and the guy says "Don't be stupid, we need the eggs "
A mathemachicken.
When they saw it all the other chickens said, "Look what marmalade."
A cluckulator
But no one asks about the hen
A chic hen
"What do you call a 'hen' in Japanese?"
"Hen desu ne"
Hen and Keller.
He cracked one to many yolks.
Through it's eggs-it
About half past hen
Chicken.
\(Irish accent\) It pecked the lock
...is bad OC ok around here? :\)
Step hen.
A hen tie.
Hennessy
Because they got hen hooked on OPium
A hen tie
A hentai
She's a chicken with a bacon ranch
It wasn't the hen night she was expecting
My poor, mixed-up kids...
He calls it "Chicken Coop for the Soul"
chicken
But it cracked under the pressure
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We suggest to use only working hen rooster piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.