Hen Jokes
80 hen jokes and hilarious hen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover a collection of hilarious jokes about roosters, hens, Cornish game hens and mother hens! From pheasants to coops, these jokes will have everyone clucking with laughter. Find out why an old hen is the wisest one of the flock.
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Funniest Hen Short Jokes
Short hen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hen humour may include short coop jokes also.
- What do you call a hen that counts her own eggs? A Mathmachicken.
My kid told me that and it made me chuckle. - Due to the current economic situation in the world, I've started a dating site for chickens. It's not my full-time job, I'm just doing it...
...to make hens meet. - Asked a hen how many eggs it lays daily? It said: two eggs
I said: Oh strange!
It said: what's strange? the fact that I lay two eggs?
I said: no, the fact that you talk - I thought my dating site for chickens would make me a fortune But I'm struggling to make hens meet
- I bought some french hens recently, but it's very frustrating that so far they've only laid a single egg Un oeuf is enough.
- I'm thinking of starting a social media network for chickens But not as my full-time job. Just as a way to make hens meet.
- What do you call it when all the hens in the coup resign the same day from their jobs laying eggs? chicken tenders.
- I developed a successful chicken social network app to make more money. I didn't do it for the glory I did it to make hens meet.
- Why did the chicken tell jokes in bars? Because she thought she was a stand up comedi-hen.
Sorry. - Before I moved to the US, I used to prefer chicken to beef. But that was hen and this is cow.
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Hen One Liners
Which hen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hen? I can suggest the ones about roost and peacock.
- I once had a hen that could count her own egg She was a mathemachicken
- I used to run a dating service for chickens... But i was struggling to make hens meet.
- When is a hen following the letter W That's it
- A dyslexic cat broke into a hen house It was an absolute fluster cluck
- my mum just started a dating site for chickens She'd do anything to make hens meet
- Why did the French Hen give up her job? One day she'd just had un œuf.
- What kind of chickens make everyone laugh? Comedi-Hens
- Which door do hens use when they leave? The eggs-it.
- What happens when you feed a hen too many carrots? You get orange chicken!
- What do you call a hen that can add, subtract, and multiply? A mathamachicken.
- How did the rooster meet the hen? Chicken tinder....
- What do you call an abusive mother hen? An egg beater
- What do you call an adult female chicken that likes to draft blueprints? A Hen-gineer
- Why are hens so good at fire drills? They always know where to egg sit.
- A hen laid eyes on some pieces of lettuce. The chicken caesar salad.
Chicken And Hen Jokes
Here is a list of funny chicken and hen jokes and even better chicken and hen puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I saw someone eating noodles with some chicken on it. It was the best hen thai I've ever seen.
- A hen walks into Subway The sandwich artist says, "Sorry, we don't serve chicken."
- how did the chicken take over the hen house? in a coop d'etat
- Dad jokes What do you call a hen staring at a head of lettuce?
A Chicken-sees-a-salad...... - Tough business I started a business breeding chickens, but I'm struggling to make hens meet.
- One day mother hen laid an orange. When they saw it all the other chickens said, "Look what marmalade."
- What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen
- What do you call an acclaimed guitarist who raises chickens? A Hen-drix
- Everyone always asks when the chicken came... But no one asks about the hen
- What would the name be of a magician duo containing a chicken and a deaf woman? Hen and Keller.
Rooster And Hen Jokes
Here is a list of funny rooster and hen jokes and even better rooster and hen puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What came first, the hen or the egg? The rooster. ;)
- Why did the Hen make her Rooster cross the road? Because he was using fowl language.
- What is a Mexican Roosters' favorite meal? Hen-chiladas
Fun-Filled Hen Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about hen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rooster and hen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hen pranks.
What are our names?
A hen and her chick are having a talk.
"Why do humans have names, but us chickens don't? All we have is chicken, or hen.", asks the chick.
"Well, humans may have names when they are ALIVE, but when they are dead, they are only called ghosts.", Says the hen, "but, we have lots of names when we are dead. Such as chicken curry, fried chicken, roast chicken...."
Coloured Eggs
A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
A boy asks his father what a female chicken is called.
His dad answers "A hen, son."
"And a male chicken?" asks the boy. "They're called a rooster."
"How about a baby chicken?" to which his dad answers "A chick."
"So dad, what's a chicken?"
Once John went to the market and bought a hen..
He kept it in the shed.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John caught it and kept it in the shed again.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John once again caught it and kept it in the shed.
But the hen was stubborn and escaped from the back door.
John now caught it, killed it, cooked it and ate it.
But the hen was stubborn ....
My grandpa told me this one today
There was a boy who lived on a farm. He decided that he wanted to pull an Easter prank. So the next morning he went into the hen house and swapped out all the eggs for colorful Easter eggs. When the rooster came in he took one look at the eggs and then immediate ran and killed the peacock.
Not the best joke but it made me chuckle
How does a hen open an egg?
With a hatchet.
Whenever a guy named Stephen tells me what to do,
I like to yell, "you're not my real hen!" and run away...
What happens when you cross a bull with a hen?
A dead hen.
A couple of hens were discussing the days events...
... One of the hens is flustered and worried, so she tells the other hen, "I think one of us is gonna get it! I heard Farmer Brown tell Neighbour Jones that he was gonna stay home and choke the chicken tonight!"
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Brother Hen!
A guy goes to the Doctors and he says "Doctor, I'm really worried about my brother, he thinks he's a Hen "
The Doctor says "well have you taken him to see a psychiatrist?", and the guy says "Don't be s**..., we need the eggs "
What did the hen use to finish her homework?
A cluckulator
How did the Irish hen break out of prison?
\(Irish accent\) It pecked the lock
...is bad OC ok around here? :\)
What's a baby hen called?
A chic hen
Here, have a joke in Japanese
"What do you call a 'hen' in Japanese?"
"Hen desu ne"
Why did the comedian get kicked out of the hen house?
He cracked one to many yolks.
How does a hen leave it's house?
Through it's eggs-it
What time does the chicken farmer go and collect the eggs?
About half past hen
What do you call a headless hen?
Chicken.
A couple had a hen called Stephen. They divorced and the lady got a new partner. The hen was the new partner's...
Step hen.
What do you call a tie made for chickens?
A hen tie.
What did the hen take to help him see?
Hennessy
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How did the British turn the Chinese gay?
Because they got hen hooked on o**...
What do you call a bow covered in chickens?
A hen tie
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What did the hen wear to the office?
A h**...
What do you call it when a hen raises pigs?
She's a chicken with a bacon ranch
I took my sister and her friends to a poultry farm the other week
It wasn't the hen night she was expecting
I took my sister to a poultry farm.
Apparently that isn't what she meant by "Hen Party".
What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?
My poor, mixed-up kids...
Soul's Dad built him a hen house on his birthday
He calls it "Chicken Coop for the Soul"
What do call a very nervous hen?
chicken
Old McDonald's prized hen asked another chicken to lay on her egg for a while
But it cracked under the pressure
What do you call an ISIS chicken?
...a hen grenade.
