JokoJokes

Hemsworth Jokes

7 hemsworth jokes and hilarious hemsworth puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hemsworth that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Share These Hemsworth Jokes With Friends




Cheerful Hemsworth Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What is a good hemsworth joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do Chris Hemsworth and mike tyson have in common after a workout?

They're both Thor.

You're never gonna believe this

I was just taking a walk, minding my own business, when a gorgeous woman looked in my direction and screamed, "You're so hot! I love you!!"
You can ask Chris Hemsworth, he was standing right next to me!

Why did Mike Tyson have to cancel his big fight with Chris Hemsworth?

He was Thor.

My wife and i made a list of people we would have s**... if we got the opportunity

She chose Channing Tatum,David Beckham,Brad Pitt,Chris Hemsworth and Bradley Cooper.I chose her sister,her cousin that was at our wedding,neighbours wife,girl that works as a clerk in Walmart and our son's biology teacher

My girlfriend said her free pass is Chris Hemsworth.

I told her my free pass is much more realistic and she should change her pick. She even agreed with me.
So I don't know why she got so mad when I said mine is her sister.

I TRIED Chris Hemsworth's workout regimen.

It works. I was really Thor for theveral days..

Why didn't Tom Hiddleston invite Chris Hemsworth to his Thor Ragnarok afterparty?

Tom wanted to keep it a loki affair.


Share These Hemsworth Jokes With Friends