hemp Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious hemp puns

Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using hemp as a feed source for cattle.

The steaks have never been higher.


Why do stray cows return to hemp fields?

it's the pot calling the cattle back


Found out the paper in my favorite jeans is made from hemp.

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Did you hear about the fire at the hemp factory?

It was high priority for the firefighters to get there.


I work at the hemp factory, they love me there...

I'm their favorite hemployee 😂


What do you call an hemp farm's stock on fire?

An hemp high 😉


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What are the most funny Hemp jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Hemp? Well, here are the best Hemp dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Hemp pick up lines to share with friends.


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