The Best 20 Hemorrhoids Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hemorrhoids jokes. There are some hemorrhoids bowel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hemorrhoids acne puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hemorrhoids Jokes and Puns

7/10 people suffer from hemorrhoids

The other 3 enjoy them

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Shouldn't they be called "asteroids"?

Hemorrhoids joke, Why are they called hemorrhoids?

-You have hemorrhoids.

-Great, now I'm badass!

What did the poet with hemorrhoids say?

I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin.


Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What's it called when a man with hemorrhoids farts?

Pearl Harbor

Hemorrhoids joke, What's it called when a man with hemorrhoids farts?

How do gays refer to hemorrhoids ?

Speed bumps

What do you get from a stripper with hemorrhoids?

A prolapsed dance.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Wouldn't it be more fitting if it was asteroids, I mean think about it instead of being a proctologist you would be a astronaut.

Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids.

It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.

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I prefer "badass" to "hemorrhoids"

when I describe my condition

What did the Iphone5 with hemorrhoids say to the IphoneX?

My Doctor gave me something to treat my hemorrhoids.

But I'm not so sure they deserve a treat.

How do you turn a brown crayon into a red marker? [oc]

Hemorrhoids.

I told a joke about hemorrhoids in a hospital the other day.

It didn't sit well with some of the patients.

Hemorrhoids joke, I told a joke about hemorrhoids in a hospital the other day.

My friend was making fun of me for having hemorrhoids...

I'm really butthurt about it.

On Earth we get hemorrhoids...

In space they get assteroids.

What's the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid?

Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.

Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.


Did you hear about the recent discovery of a giant, reptile-like predator with hemorrhoids?

It was a Tyrannosaurass.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hemorrhoids rectal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hemorrhoids ibs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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