Hemorrhoids Jokes

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Funniest Hemorrhoids Short Jokes

Short hemorrhoids jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hemorrhoids humour may include short constipation jokes also.

1. Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids. It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble.
2. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? Wouldn't it be more fitting if it was asteroids, I mean think about it instead of being a proctologist you would be a astronaut.
3. Did you hear about the recent discovery of a giant, reptile-like predator with hemorrhoids? It was a Tyrannosaurass.
4. My Doctor gave me something to treat my hemorrhoids. But I'm not so sure they deserve a treat.
5. A doctor is calling in patients from the waiting room -due to new privacy regulations we aren't allowed to call in patients by their name, so could the lady with hemorrhoids please follow me?
6. Shortage of Heinz ketchup packets... ... now secretly caused by usage for hemorrhoids. The company will now market "A" Heinz for restaurants and "B" Heinz for hemorrhoids.
7. What's the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid? Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.
   Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.
8. I told a joke about hemorrhoids in a hospital the other day. It didn't sit well with some of the patients.
9. It wasn't too bad when I accidentally brushed my teeth with Preparation H, but.. Icey Hot on a hemorrhoid is not a good way to start the morning off.
10. What's it called when a man with hemorrhoids farts? Pearl Harbor

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Hemorrhoids One Liners

Which hemorrhoids one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hemorrhoids? I can suggest the ones about piles and diarrhea.

1. Why are they called hemorrhoids? Because asteroids was already taken.
2. I prefer "badass" to "hemorrhoids" when I describe my condition
3. On Earth we get hemorrhoids... In space they get assteroids.
4. Why are they called hemorrhoids? Shouldn't they be called "asteroids"?
5. 7/10 people suffer from hemorrhoids The other 3 enjoy them
6. My friend was making fun of me for having hemorrhoids... I'm really butthurt about it.
7. What did the Iphone5 with hemorrhoids say to the IphoneX?
8. What did the poet with hemorrhoids say? I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin.
9. what type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy? pilesner
10. What do you get from a stripper with hemorrhoids? A prolapsed dance.
11. What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids? A stand up guy
12. The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.
13. How do you turn a brown crayon into a red marker? [oc] Hemorrhoids.
14. There aren't many good ways to get rid of a hemorrhoid..
15. -You have hemorrhoids. -Great, now I'm badass!

Uproarious Hemorrhoids Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about hemorrhoids you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean veins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hemorrhoids pranks.