Hemophiliac Jokes
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Jim's car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over...
Jim's car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, Step out of the car says the cop, I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test. I can't , Jim responds You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack. Alright, says the cop, then you're going to have to take a blood test. Can't do that either, Jim responds, I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won't stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death. Ok, the cop answers then I will need a u**... sample. Sorry, says Jim I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low. Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me. Can't do that either responds Jim. Why not? Demanded the exasperated cop. Well, because I'm drunk!
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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?
One p**......and it's all over.
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A policeman pulls over a driver...
for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
I can't do that, officer.
Why not?
Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.
Okay, we'll just get a u**... sample down at the station.
Can't do that either, officer.
Why not?
Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.
Alright, we could get a blood sample.
Can't do that either, officer.
Why not?
Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.
Fine then, just walk this white line.
Can't do that either, officer.
Why not?
Because I'm drunk.
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What do you call a hemophiliac that crosses the picket line?
A bleeder.
A police officer pulls over a man...
Officer: Sir, you were swerving quite heavily back there. I would like you to take this breathalyzer test.
Man: I'm sorry officer, but I can't do that.
Officer: Well why not?
Man: I have asthma. If I do that I'll have an asthma attack and die.
Officer: Ok. How 'bout we go down to the station and do a blood test?
Man: I'm sorry officer, but I can't do that either.
Officer: Well why not?
Man: I am a hemophiliac. If I do that I'll bleed to death.
Officer: Ok. Well how 'bout I draw a line with chalk and you try to walk.
Man: I'm sorry officer, but I can't do that either.
Officer: Well why not?
Man: I'm too drunk.
Two hemophiliacs walk into a bar
then they bleed to death
What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?
Don't stop ble-eding
(The pause is necessary)
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