The Best 4 Hemo Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hemo jokes. There are some hemo pain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hemo ass puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hemo Jokes and Puns

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

It's okay if a vampire drinks his homies' blood.

But only if he says "No Hemo" after.

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Wouldn't it be more fitting if it was asteroids, I mean think about it instead of being a proctologist you would be a astronaut.

-You have hemorrhoids.

-Great, now I'm badass!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hemo transfusion jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hemo deal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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