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An unpublished manuscript of Hemingway's last novel has been discovered. It's about a man in his seventies trying to learn programming.
The Old Man and the C.
Did you hear about the writer that became a tailor?
He had to make an Ernest living, the Hemingway.
How do you know Hemingway never lied?
Because he was always Ernest.
I don't think the new AI is all that great.
I asked ChatGPT to do my taxes in the style of Ernest Hemingway.
And it replied, "For Free: Four Quarterly Tax Payment Vouchers, never used."
That is really not helpful, at all.
Less well known than Ernest Hemingway's "A farewell to Arms"...
is his sequel, "Oh Hello Arms I Didn't Think I'd See You Again"
Ernie
Hemingway sitting in a joint in Idaho, drink in hand, summer 1961.
Two broads, a brunette and redhead, drift into the bar, see Hemingway.
They caper over, exchange a glance - Red says "So, big guy, we need to know. She says briefs, I say boxers. Which?".
"Depends"
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Hemingway wrote an emotionally compelling story using only six words. I can do it with four.
"c**... for sale: Used"
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