The Best 7 Hemingway Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hemingway jokes. There are some hemingway occupy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hemingway tiers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hemingway Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

(Also Ernest Hemingway, but that's beside the point)

Did you hear about the writer that became a tailor?

He had to make an Ernest living, the Hemingway.

Hemingway wrote an emotionally compelling story using only six words. I can do it with four.

"Condom for sale: Used"

What's the most honest way to earn a living as a seamstress?

The Ernest Hemingway


Hemingway sitting in a joint in Idaho, drink in hand, summer 1961.
Two broads, a brunette and redhead, drift into the bar, see Hemingway.
They caper over, exchange a glance - Red says "So, big guy, we need to know. She says briefs, I say boxers. Which?".

What do you call it when you take a shot of whiskey and stick a gun in your mouth?

The Hemingway diet.

Why did Ernest Hemingway kill himself?

He was paid per word.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hemingway summer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hemingway peninsula piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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