Helsinki Jokes

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Funniest Helsinki Short Jokes

Short helsinki jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The helsinki humour may include short summit jokes also.

1. What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match? A Finnish Hymn
2. At the Helsinki Summit, Russia offered to supply both Translators Which is nice considering they supplied both President
3. I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair
4. What did the Helsinki Summit have in common with the 2018 World Cup? Nobody was playing for the USA.
5. Court Hearing in Helsinki The judge questions the culprit:
   "Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?"
6. What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim? "Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
7. A man rode a bicycle from Utsjoki to Helsinki to raise money for a fundraiser When a news team came along to interview, all he said was "it was a fun trip from start to Finnish"
8. During my trip to Helsinki, I wanted to join the mile high club but my girlfriend was mad at me. So I couldn't Finnish.
9. The Finnish believe Satan was a bad terrible boat captain because Helsinki
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10. Just saw a guy from Helsinki dominate the cross-country skiing event at the Winter Olympics He led the race from start to Finnish.

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Helsinki One Liners

Which helsinki one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with helsinki? I can suggest the ones about attendance and hymn.

1. What does a church in Helsinki have in common with Mortal Kombat? Finnish Hymn!!
2. What kind of songs does Sub-Zero sing at his church in Helsinki? FINNISH HYMNS!
3. Where did the Helsinki Marathon end? At the Finnish line.
4. Why can't a Finnish man go swimming? Because Helsinki.
5. What is worse than caving in Thailand? Caving in Helsinki.
6. What's the opposite of Helsinki? Heavenfloati
7. Why are races in Helsinki so confusing? Because every line is a Finnish line.
8. I just tried to blow up the town hall in Helsinki and i was caught Im Finnished now
9. Why did the Helsinki-based executive travel for work? He had some un-Finnish business.
10. where does a Finnish child m**... go when his ship sinks? Helsinki

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What funny jokes about helsinki you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make helsinki pranks.