Helper Jokes

33 helper jokes and hilarious helper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about helper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out these hilarious helper jokes! From hamburger helper to santa helpers to each other's accomplices, these jokes are sure to get you smiling. See how helpful the attendant can be and how creative the accomplice can be. Laugh out loud with these witty helper jokes!

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Funniest Helper Short Jokes

Short helper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The helper humour may include short tools jokes also.

  1. A blacksmith said to his new helper, "You see this piece of iron? When I nod my head, you hit it as hard as you can with your hammer." Those were his last words.
  2. Why was Santa's helper doing so poorly at work? Because he had low elf-esteem
    (I hope this hasn't been posted recently...Sorry if it has)
  3. A macaroni and cheese based meal assisted a burger thief. The meal was a hamburglar helper.
  4. Tom Hanks coronavirus joke Thanks to the Helpers. Let’s take care of ourselves and each other. Hanx.
  5. Why did Santa's little helpers spend their holiday bonus so quickly? They have little elf control
  6. Where did Satan's little helpers go to high school? They didn't, they were gnome-schooled.
  7. What is it called when one of santa's helpers takes a picture of itself? An elfie!
  8. What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
  9. Why did Santa's little helper take Prozac? For his mental elf problems.
  10. Why was the Hamburger Helper embarrassed? Because someone caught him stroganoff

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Helper One Liners

Which helper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with helper? I can suggest the ones about methods and wrapper.

  1. What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses
  2. why was santa's little helper so depressed? he had low elf esteem!
  3. My dad used to roadie for Meatloaf... He called himself a hamburger helper.
  4. Why was Santa's little helper sad? Because he had low ELFesteem
  5. What do you call "hamburger helper" for road kill? "Roadside Assistance"
  6. For German-speakers: How many helpers does Weihnachtsmann have? Elf.
  7. What type of photographs to Santa's little helpers take? Elfies.
  8. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
  9. why is it called the Google Chrome Helper? because it helps itself to all of your RAM
  10. Santa's helpers are known as... subordinate Clauses
  11. Wanna meet Santa's little helper?
  12. Why was Santa's helper sad? He had low elf-esteem.
  13. Show me Santa's helpers... And I'll show you subordinate clauses.
  14. Why doesn't O.J Simpson like Hamburger helper? Because it doesn't fit his taste.
  15. What do you call condoms made for senior citizens? Hamburger Helper.

Hamburger Helper Jokes

Here is a list of funny hamburger helper jokes and even better hamburger helper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A herd of m**... cattle is called Beef Stroganoff, but what do you call it when they do it to each other? Hamburger Helper
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Helper joke, A herd of m**... cattle is called Beef Stroganoff, but what do you call it when they do it to each o

Giggle-Inducing Helper Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about helper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean assist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make helper pranks.

A blind man walks into a store

A blind man walks into a store with a helper dog.
The blind man walks to the center of the shop & stops.
The cashier asks if he can help the blind man, the blind man said nothing and starts swirling the dog over his head a few times.
The cashier is stunned about this action and ask the man why he did this.
The blind man responded: don't worry, just looking around

Crude Oil massage

Barber : shoul I massage ur head ?
Me : ok, which oil will u use ?
Barber : Almond Oil is for 250₹
Me : herbal oil ?
Barber: 150₹
Me: Coconut Oil
Barber : 100₹
Me : anything cheaper than this ?
Barber *to his helper* : chhotu, get that barrel of crude oil

Helper joke, What do you call condoms made for senior citizens?