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3 helms jokes and hilarious helms puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about helms that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Helms Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good helms joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A man is hitchhiking on a lonely road.

After a good while an old beat up truck stops and picks him up and after a couple of minutes of small talk the driver ask the man if he wants some booze. Sure he says and gets handed a bottle. When he tries to drink it the smell of bad moonshine overwhelms him and he declined the drink. The old man driving just steps on the breaks and pulls a shotgun and screams " now you drink or I blow your head of" the guy does what he's told and takes a sterdy sip. After the old man goes: "Good, now you aim at me so I can have drink too"

What's the different between a confident soldier and a warning helmsman?

One shoots from the hip and the other hoots from the ship.

Thor spends a night with a woman

Next morning he says, I have to tell you truth, who I am, I am Thor!
And the lady: You are sore? I can hardly walk.

Not the same as when you see Chris Helmsworth telling this joke :D

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