hello Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious hello puns

Hello...is your refrigerator running?

I guess you're not in Puerto Rico.


-Hello?Is this the police?There's an attempted burglary under way..

-Hello?Is this the police?There's an attempted burglary under way in the two story house by the lake how much time you need to come over?

-About 20 minutes sir

-Cool thanks!I wanted to see how much time we 've got before you catch us



I just found out my wife is a natural auditorium.


At your next helloween party expect to see the typical costumes.

The sexy nurse, the sexy nun and the sexist judge.


What goes "helloaaaeeeeeeyyaaauuugghhhh!!!!!"?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.


What are the most funny Hello jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Hello? Well, here are the best Hello dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Hello pick up lines to share with friends.


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