Hello Jokes

What are some Hello jokes?

Hello...is your refrigerator running?

I guess you're not in Puerto Rico.

-Hello?Is this the police?There's an attempted burglary under way..

-Hello?Is this the police?There's an attempted burglary under way in the two story house by the lake how much time you need to come over?

-About 20 minutes sir

-Cool thanks!I wanted to see how much time we 've got before you catch us

HELLO.Hello.hello

I just found out my wife is a natural auditorium.

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