The Best 6 Hellman Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hellman jokes. There are some hellman phosphorous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hellman fogel puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hellman Jokes and Puns

Someone stole my jar of mayonnaise at lunch today

I was like, What the Hellman?

I specifically asked for no mayo on my sandwich.

What the Hellman

I replaced my dad's shaving cream with mayonnaise...

He shouted "what the Hellman!"

My friends keep questioning me on my mayonnaise addiction....

I said What the Hellman?

A protestor saw me in London today and decided to throw a squeezy bottle of mayo at me...

... I yelled at him "What the Hell-Man!!!"


Dropped my phone in a jar of mayo

What the Hellman

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hellman mayonnaise jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hellman mayo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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