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So to celebrate the Halloween season...
... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.
The US Justice Department were hellbent on taking IKEA to court a few years ago.
Unfortunately they had to walk away as they were having difficulties putting a case together.
What's the difference between COVID-19 and Donald Trump?
One is a ruthless force hellbent on killing hundreds of thousands, and the other is a virus.
I'm surprised we haven't heard a peep out of the NRA over the whole Disney/Guardians of the Galaxy thing
Usually they are hellbent on defending anything involving a Gunn.
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What do you call a group of people h**...-bent on destroying the Earth?
Terrarists
Here's a Russian Joke I liked... that doesn't have any swears
The Year is 1973... and the big one hits, Nuclear War. So the two most powerful nations on Earth hellbent on each other's destruction fire their nukes at each other and each other's allies...
Anyway, during their flight a Soviet missile and an American missile cross each others path, and they decide to stop and stay for a while before the world ends. so they stay and drink and joke and have a jolly good time. By the end of the day the American missile is drunk and says, "You know... we should go now." To which the Soviet missile replies, "You're right, let me walk you home."
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