The Best 5 Helix Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Helix jokes. There are some helix inject jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these helix screw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Helix Jokes and Puns

How does a DNA molecule moisten a stamp?

Helix it!

how does a DNA molecule give oral?

helix it

How does the geneticist eat his ice cream?

Helix it.

I saw the bartender pull a beer from a lever in the shape of a helix.

I asked him what beer that was and he said, "This is Spiral Tap."

She's so dumb,

She thinks a double helix is two gay guys doing 69.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the helix asteroids jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working helix rectum piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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