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A newly wed couple on their honeymoon night are in the bedroom getting undressed

A newly wed couple on their honeymoon night are in the bedroom getting undressed when she says.
"Darling, now that we are married, I have a little confession to make, I was a h**... before we met, are you OK with that"
He replies "Of course I am darling, we hadn't met then and to be honest it turns me on,so tell me more
She says "Well, my name used to be Brian and I played for St. Helens"

If my wiener was a mountain...

It be Mount Saint Helens

A joke I heard from Walter Matthau

Three old men are talking and the first old man goes if I could do a good number 1 , just a number one for three seconds I'd be happy with myself
The second goes if I could do a solid number 2, just a quick, swift number 2 I'd be satisfied
The third guy goes well I do an awesome number 1 , like Niagara Falls , every morning at 7:30, then number 2 , like Mt St Helens every morning at 7:32 and I just hate it
The two other men ask why do you not like that ?
The third guy says it's because I don't get out of bed until 9

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