Helen Jokes

Funniest Helen Short Jokes

Short helen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The helen humour may include short maid jokes also.

1. Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... "The most violent book I have ever read"
2. Your mother has been with us for 20 years, said John. Isn't it time she got a place of her own? My mother? replied Helen. I thought she was *your* mother.
3. What did helen keller say when she picked up the cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read...........
4. Why does Helen Keller play piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing
5. Why could no one hear Helen Keller cry for help when she fell off a bridge? She was wearing mittens
6. What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read.
7. Helen keller sets down a cheese grader and says... That was the most violent book i've ever read
8. Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"... Helen Keller went to town,
   A-ridin' on a pony,
   Stuck a feather in her hat
   and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
9. Why were Helen Keller's fingers purple? Because she heard it through the grapevine...
10. Did you guys hear what happened to Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Helen One Liners

Which helen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with helen? I can suggest the ones about honey and helen name.

1. A flashbang would be completely ineffective against Helen Keller. Because she's dead.
2. Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other.
3. Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead
4. What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love
5. (OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence.
6. Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
7. Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set in her back yard? Neither did she.
8. Helen Keler walked into a bar then a table.....then a chair.
9. How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture.
10. Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well? Neither did she.
11. Did you hear about the shooting at Helen Keller's house? She didn't either.
12. Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was "ARGHAGHRRAH!"
13. Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand? So she could sing with the other.
14. How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
15. What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.

Helen Keller Jokes

Here is a list of funny helen keller jokes and even better helen keller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens
• Why can't Helen Keller drive.... Because she's a woman.
• So Helen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a lamp. Then she walks into the wa- ok, you get the idea.
• What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
• Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was nyuhddiaiahf.
• How did Helen Keller burn her fingertips? She was trying to read the waffle iron.
• "On the plus side, I am completely immune to flash-bang grenades" - probably Helen Keller
• Why did Helen Keller fail her road test? Because she was a woman
• Why did Helen Keller fire her maid? Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
• How did Helen Keller break her arm? You try reading a stop sign at 60 miles an hour.

Helen Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny helen name jokes and even better helen name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would, too, if your name was hrhrnwodjbrke.
• TIL Helen Keller has a waterfall named after her, to celebrate her story of learning about water. It's named Helen Keller Falls
• What did Helen Keller name her dog? Darggghhhh
• Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? Wouldn't you if your name was Hhuuuurrrnnnnggg.
• Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was "Raaawwwrgggah".
• Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was bblamdiffergmunmnumblldpbdb.
• A woman by the name of Helen Hunt has found a lady's pocketbook. So if you lost your pocketbook, go to Helen Hunt for it. Thank you.
• What do you name a movie about Helen Keller speaking to the dead? The Fourth Sense.
• Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named Aaaurrrraaaaggghh!
• Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? I would too if my name was NUYHAIMONBARG

Helen Of Troy Jokes

Here is a list of funny helen of troy jokes and even better helen of troy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Helen of troy hate her wedding cake It was to Menilayas
• Why did Helen of Troy never use painkillers? Because paracetamol.
• Helen of Troy had the face that launched 1000 ships Hillary Clinton has the face that launched a Trump presidency.
• Modern historians have a new hypothesis for what caused the death of Helen of Troy... It was the impact trauma from her face launching a thousand ships, long before champagne was invented.

Bad Helen Keller Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad helen keller jokes and even better bad helen keller puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She caused frequent blue-screens and IRQ time-out errors.
• What do you call someone who's bad at reading and playing music? Helen Keller
• That movie was so bad... ...only Helen Keller liked it.

Fun-Filled Helen Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about helen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean maria jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make helen pranks.