The Best 7 Heirs Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Heirs jokes. There are some heirs inheritance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these heirs rubbit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Heirs Jokes and Puns

There was a lot of controversy with the bald man's will

Turns out he didn't have any heirs

Did you hear about the bald man's will after he died?

Turns out he didn't have any heirs.

Did you hear about the King who got killed during a torrential downpour, and his only heirs were pets?

It's been reigning cats and dogs ever since

The neighbors were greedy, selfish, rude, and had come into money from their family's milk farm.

They were dairy heirs.

I wish women would stop asking me to treat them like princesses.

My alliances are strong and their heirs are betrothed.


We argued for hours about whether to chop the princes in half across or lengthwise...

...but in the end we were just splitting heirs.

There once was a family executor

There once was a family executor
Who was heavily prone to non sequitur
For the reading of the will
As the heirs all sat quite still
Cucumber.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the heirs nobles jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working heirs ribbiting piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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