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A receding heir line...
He was legendary for pulling out.
The first is an heir apparent, the second has no apparent hair, the third has hairy parent and the last has nary a parent.
"There's a heir in my soup !"
The first in line to receive the inheritance is the owner's son, who gladly accepts it. However, the company lawyer says that he needs to take a photo of him for legal purposes. After developing the photo, he sends it off to the employees in the company to announce their new boss. He says "Here's the fresh prints of Bell heir".
He had no heir.
Police suspect Will Smith, since his fresh prints were found on the bell heir.
One is thrown in the air, and the other is heir to the throne.
Apparently I'm now a bad father simply for wanting some heir conditioning.
A bad heir day.
Because he was the 101st heir born.
Yeah, it was quite the heir cut.
So the king starts holding his breath. When the Queen asks him why he says, "How can I breathe when there's no heir?"
A prince is the heir the throne, a booger is thrown to the air.
Because he was the rightful heir
Fortunately, I was adopted by them and it helped me to become their sole heir.
The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
Because he had no heir.
A heir cut
an heir conditioner.
One is a hairy parent, one is an heir apparent, and the other has no hair apparent.
There was a lot of Dead heir on that show.
He wasn't properly heir conditioned.
No heir to the throne
So I divorced her when she failed to bear a male heir.
She had the finest Dairy heir.
One's heir to the throne, the other's thrown to the air.
Sorry.
He had a bad heir day
Heir mail
An heir elemental.
Had quite the dairy heir
"Can we get another waitress please? This one has an heir in it."
**Frand Ferdinand**
Heir lip
Because she had no heir.
They made him a Multi Minion Heir
He was having a bad heir day.
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